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Pour a lil’ drinkypoo and join Jim Lahey and Randy for chat, cookery, special guests and more as they blunder their way through the most dysfunctional talk show on air!

FREE MONTH: Enjoy SwearNet in September for Fucking Free!

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We’re throwing a big fucking promotion for the month of September!  We’re giving you dicks free access to SwearNet.com, the home of the Trailer Park Boys!  You’ll get Gettin’ Learnt with Ricky, the video version of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, Guitar Lessons with Bubbles, exclusive behind-the-scenes material from the set of Trailer Park Boys, the Jim Lahey and Randy Show, and a fuckload more.  And it won’t cost you a fucking penny!

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New on swearnet.com – A Bundle of Cocks

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Randy holds a tray of ingredients for cheeseburger calzones

Pour yourself a sippy-poo – you’ll need one for this extremely fucked episode of The Jim Lahey Show and Randy!

Things start out normal enough, with some shit talk and the like.  Lahey introduces a new segment – the “Joke of the Day,” and Randy updates us on the effectiveness of his cheeseburger patch.  They play a record of backwards music, and discuss the dangers of solar flares.

But then, something as innocent as a Randy’s Kitchen segment becomes a shit storm of epic proportions.  As Randy prepares to show the SwearNet audience how to make cheeseburger calzones, he quickly learns a bitter, pissy lesson about over-stepping his boundaries!

 

New on swearnet.com – Make Randy’s Kitchen Great Again!

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Drunky the Fuck Clown and the Cheeseburger Locker are back for a new season of The Jim Lahey Show and Randy, only on SwearNet.com!

On the first episode of the new season, we get a look at the updated set, including a much larger space for Randy’s Kitchen (though maybe he may have encroached on someone else’s territory).  Speaking of Randy and burgers, he’s sporting a Cheeseburger Patch to help curb his cravings and keep him on track to trim down for 2017.

They invite the “greatest guest they’ve ever had” – some guy named Greg that Lahey met at the laundromat.  Greg wows Lahey and Randy with his passion for yo-yos and marijuana-related web domains.

Welcome to the year of the cock!

Now on iTunes & Libsyn: Smaller Buns in 2017!

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Lahey and Randy are celebrating New Year's Eve

It was a New Year’s celebration so fucking epic and liquor-soaked that Lahey and Randy are only just recovering now (Lahey had a brunch of liquorball sandwiches that seem to clear the fog).

Now you can listen FOR FUCKING FREE to the audio version of the New Year’s Eve shit-show on iTunes and Libsyn.

This episode features a pledge from Randy to eat more beef and bacon but to cut down on the size of his burger guns — high protein and low carbs.  It also features the return of Marguerite, who is fucking pissed because a certain drunk-as-fuck trailer park supervisor failed to follow through on a promise he made to Marguerite when she joined the Christmas episode of the Lahey and Randy show.

But the fuckin fun don’t stop there – even more guests join the show!  A Halifax radio host returns with a fierce passion, and the office dicks at SwearNet find themselves dragged in front of the camera by Lahey for a liquored sing-along!

New on swearnet.com – Shakespearean Shart Tank!

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Welcome back to the Shart Tank on The Jim Lahey Show and Randy!  On today’s episode, actor Rhys Bevan-John is in the hot seat!

Randy and Lahey are looking for new ideas to help the citizens of Sunnyvale reach their true potential, and they’re inviting any and all great ideas to test their viability on the Shart Tank.  Good-looking dude Rhys Bevan-John has an idea of Shakespearean proportions!

Will he succeed?  Will Randy ring the Burger of Acceptance?  Or will the shit current drag Rhys away?  FIND OUT ON THE SHART TANK!

Now on iTunes and Libsyn – The Shart Tank!

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Calling all visionaries and entrepreneurs – The Jim Lahey Show and Randy wants YOUR ideas on THE SHART TANK!

You can now listen to the audio version for free on iTunes and Libsyn – and what a show we have for you this week.  Lahey and Randy welcome author/sailor/musician/smuggler Tom Gallant to the Shart Tank to discuss his big idea for improving the lives of the residents of Sunnyvale.

What’s his big idea?  Will Randy and Lahey accept it?  Why the fuck is Randy wearing a tie?  All these questions, and more, are answered on The Jim Lahey Show and Randy!

Now on iTunes and Libsyn – Mr. Lahey Hates Halloween!

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The Halloween episode of The Jim Lahey Show and Randy is now available for free download on iTunes and Libsyn!

Randy is pumped for Halloween, and he even has a special spooky burger ready for Randy’s Kitchen.  But for Mr. Lahey, the specter of Halloween 1977 is too much for him to handle and the LIQUOR takes over.

This episode also features a fucking awesome boat trip to Peggy’s Cove, Nova Scotia!  Your best bet might be to watch that cocksucker — the video version can be found here on SwearNet.com!  

New on swearnet – Jim Lahey HATES Halloween!

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Randy and Jim are ready for Halloween on the Jim Lahey Show & Randy!

Maybe it wasn’t the best idea to have a Halloween theme for the latest episode of The Jim Lahey Show and Randy.

Though Randy is full of enthusiasm (candy, dressing up, oh my!), we are reminded that Mr. Lahey HATES Halloween, due to the traumatic incidents of Halloween 1977.  The painful memories turn Lahey into the LIQUOR.

But, the show must go on!  Randy prepares some BRAIN BURGERS for “Randy’s Kitchen” and Mr. Lahey shows us some footage of a boozy boat trip that he and Randy took to Nova Scotia’s most famous landmark, Peggy’s Cove!

Now on iTunes and Libsyn: In the Spirit of Liquor

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Lahey is sampling the world's liquors

Take a trip around the world without leaving your liquor!  Episode 10 of The Jim Lahey Show and Randy is now available for free download on iTunes and Libsyn!

Join Mr. Lahey as he and renowned liquor scholar Dom Carlos explore the spiritual effects of the liquors of the world!  Randy’s Kitchen serves up a summertime burger delight, and we learn how to roll a pinner!

Stay tuned til the end – Lahey has a big fuckin’ surprise for Randers!

New on swearnet.com: A Liquor Trip around the World

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Lahey and Randy are back from their trip through the USA, but they’re not slowing down — Lahey’s embarking on a liquor trip around the world!

With the help of Liquor Professor Dom Carlos, Lahey delves into the spirit of spirits.  Besides making you shit-faced, liquor can take you on a cultural experience like no other!  Or does it just make you shit-faced?  We’re not sure.

On Randy’s Kitchen, Bobandy is going full Mexican on his burger patties.  PLUS: Learn a sensible way to cut down on your dope intake!