Alright fuckers, it’s time to party! JP’s got a borntday box full of party poppers and treats, but can he smash a piñata with his bare muscles? Also: the best fuckin’ chips in the world, and a plushy Spenny! Or is it Kenny?
Tag Archive for JP Tremblay
JP Tremblay’s Julian is famous for three things – his sexy black t-shirt, get-rich-quick schemes, and his constant companion, a glass of rum & coke! As well as Trailer Park Boys, JP has starred in many other movies and shows, including Goon, A Hole In One, and animated comedy Archer.
Happy Borntday JP Tremblay!
Wishing a sexy, muscular Happy Borntday to our sword-wielding, rum-swilling puppet master JP Tremblay!! 🥃 🎉 🥃
Puppetry Fucketry – Greasy Porno Sex Moves
Time to get greasy on the latest Puppetry Fucketry Improv Hour! There’s some dirrrrrty moves this week as Robb, JP and Mike head to the Fucketry pet shop. Who’s gonna get their horn scraped, and who’ll end up with a turnip up their ass?
Now streaming on SwearNet – Pucker Up, Puppets!
On the latest Puppetry Fucketry Improv Hour: What in the FUCK is going on with our loud-mouth felty friends this week? Time to pucker up puppets, it’s about to get weird!
Who do YOU think is gonna be the big winner (and loser) on Season 1? Master of Puppets JP is currently in the lead, showing Robb and that giggly fucker Mike how to puppet HARD. But things could change in the next few weeks… Who the fuck knows? We don’t!!
SwearNet Mailbag – Gimme an ‘R’
The Boys have a fuckton of letters to get through on today’s Mailbag, but have a treat in store when they get to the ‘meat n pataters’!! They open packages from a Mailbag Hall-of-Famer, a Canadian rock legend, and a little green fucker!
Got a little sumthin’ for the Boys? Send it along to:
PO Box 38072 Burnside
Dartmouth NS B3B 1X2
IMPORTANT: Please mark your package as a ‘gift’ because we won’t be fucking paying the import duty and tax!!
New at swearnet.com – A Pig Named Bubbles and Corn Holes
This week on the TPB Podcast, Ricky’s movie theatre etiquette is called into question! And what’s with the parents at those movies?!! Was Adam Ant a person or one of the fucking Ants? Do sperm shots for back pain work, don’t fuck with gasoline or a marsupial with three openings and what are the merits of corn hole wiping?!
Catch the full episode at SwearNet.com!
Episode 33 – Three Shit Weasels
On today’s Mini Mailbag: The Boys get a “half licked” envelope, and get mushy over three shit weasels bornt in a basement. JP claims some dope flavoured candy canes, and an epic package has a good ole fashioned box inside a box!
New at swearnet.com – Head Transplants and Unstructured Sensations
This week on the TPB Podcast: Julian doesn’t want to talk about certain, ahem, maneuvers – but you try hanging off someone for that long! Ricky ponders leg extensions and head transplants, and takes a break from colouring. The Boys also discuss being Tom Cruise, and Bubbles finds another way to get fucked up using the Ganzfeld procedure. Plus: who the fuck licks a doorbell for three hours?
New at swearnet.com – Wanna Jerk Me Nerf?
The code word for today is cantaloupe on the latest greasy episode of Mailbag! Among the weird-ass items this week is a gift for JP’s sex dungeon, alligator cat food for Mike, tubes of toothpaste (what in the fuck?!?) and a big, pink, STICKY surprise for JP…
Caption this and win a free month of SwearNet!
Contest time, fuckers!! Caption this shot from the awesome Targa Newfoundland documentary, now airing at SwearNet.com. What the fuck is Robb saying to JP? Or JP saying to Robb? We don’t fucking know, that’s why we’re asking you!!
The winner gets a FREE MONTH of SwearNet access (if you’re already a member we’ll add it on to your subscription!) Post your caption in the comments section, and we’ll announce the winner when we can be fucked. Good luck, turtle jerkers!