Here’s something to brighten up your shitty Monday – The Real Fucking Reality Show is BACK!!!
This week: How many drunk and stoned dicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? FOUR! Sparks fly as the Boys and Pat take on a simple electrical task…
Tag Archive for JP Tremblay
JP Tremblay’s Julian is famous for three things – his sexy black t-shirt, get-rich-quick schemes, and his constant companion, a glass of rum & coke! As well as Trailer Park Boys, JP has starred in many other movies and shows, including Goon, A Hole In One, and animated comedy Archer.
New on swearnet.com – German Humour is the Best
JP, Robb, and Mike receive their first-ever package from Germany on today’s episode of Mailbag, and holy fuck is it a doozy!
The package from Deutschland is dirty as fuck – it contains a number of sex toys for the Boys as well as something for Lucy’s “ass pussy”.
The Boys hear from regular contributor Rudi, a book of Jewish Comedy from New York, and a letter all the way from Bedford, Nova Scotia (which is a few minutes down the fucking highway from SwearNet Studios).
PLUS: The Boys get some DECENT t-shirts and hats from the dicks at Maritime Grime!
New on swearnet.com – Green Screen Test
It’s time to get fucking serious on the Real Fucking Reality Show!
Pat Roach has his game face on, along with his classic SwearNet outfit, and he’s ready to test out the new green screen and news equipment that the Boys have set up for him. They’re not fucking around – they set up a virtual news studio, along with a teleprompter and one of those crane-swingy fucking camera things.
PLUS: Watch Pat warm up his swear cords, and get a glimpse of his pre-game meal.
New on swearnet.com – A Mailbag ft. Pat “Stoned Fuck” Roach!
Pat Roach joins JP, Mike, and Robb on the latest episode of Mailbag, and he kicks things off by getting high as fuck!
Pat receives some mail that was intended for The Jim Lahey Show (& Randy), and the Boys are asked to be a part of a Canada 150 memorabilia collection. They also receive an autographed John Garrett hockey card (the Boys didn’t really know who in the fuck he is, if you’re in the same boat, you can check his Wikipedia page here… he is a bit bigger of a deal than the Boys seem to realize).
Since Pat seems to be around the studio more and more, he has a request for you dicks: send HIM some shit to the Mailbag!
(here’s the address in case you stoned fuckers can’t find it on our website)
Attn: Mailbag
Swearnet.com Incorporated
PO Box 38072 Burnside
Dartmouth NS B3B 1X2
CANADA
We receive a shit-ton of goodies for the mailbag so please be patient if you send something in. If the package contains food or something perishable please indicate it on the package, we don’t want dirty fuckin’ garbage juice all over the studio!
New on swearnet.com – Do It Right or Fuck off
It’s a bonus weekend episode of the Real Fucking Reality Show!
The Boys give Pat a performance review and they aren’t impressed with his weatherman work. Bed head, shitty t-shirt, fuck all for ‘extreme’ weather, the list goes on. Either do it right, or fuck off.
Pat defends himself and hits the road with a renewed sense of positivity.
New on swearnet.com – State of the Union for January 25, 2018
JP, Robb, and Mike are back with the first SwearNet State of the Union of the new year, and holy fuck, she’s a doozy!
JP irons, while Madam Sunshine flirts with Mr. Box (the Boys are trying out new drugs). Along the way, we get updates about their current writing project, Bubbles and the Shitrockers, the Real Fucking Reality Show, and more!
New on swearnet.com – December 18, 2017 State of the Union
Mike Smith gets his hair did on today’s episode of SwearNet’s State of the Union.
The Boys are ready to embark on their Christmas holidays but before they do, they update us on Pat Roach’s involvement in the Real Fucking Reality Show’s return, and they kinda sorta talk a little bit about their new top-secret project that they aren’t really allowed to talk about.
PLUS: Find out what the Boys have planned for their Christmas break!
New on swearnet.com – You Stupid Pair of Cunts
The Boys are back in the bag (the Mailbag, mother fuckers)!
Robb, JP, and Mike sit in a VERY smokey Mailbag tent and open gifts from all over the world, including a swan card for Robb, some amazing art from a 14 year old fan, and a cock colouring book specifically sent for JP!
Watch Episode 11 – “You Stupid Pair of Cunts” right now!
New on swearnet.com – Use The Plastic Ones Next Time
It’s a sunny, beautiful day on the set of Trailer Park Boys Season 12, and JP has been shooting for hours upon hours. He’d probably like a nice refreshing drink, but he’d need his hands for that. FUCK!
In the latest On-Set video from Sunnyvale, the crew dicks find out why you should always use plastic handcuffs!
New on swearnet.com – It’s for the Liquor
On today’s episode of Dear Julian, Julian reveals his true feelings about answering all of your fucky questions for this show: it’s less about your problems, and more about the bottle of rum we give him after each episode.
He offers advice on parenting, threesomes, and the best ways to get fucked up when your broke. Julian also answers fan questions about his hobbies, whether or not he is a fighter, and if he has ever tried a rum bong.
PLUS: What’s the longest amount of time Julian has gone between drinks? Find out in this episode!