Not long now until Father Shitmas drives his shitsleigh into Sunnyvale and hands out bow-bedecked shit to all the good boys and girls (probably will be handing out fuck all, then).
Another splash of “special” eggnog, Randiban!
Do you know what a shit-barometer is Bubbles? It measures the shit-pressure in the air, listen Bubs you hear that? The sounds of the whispering winds of shit….
Ding dingy ding ding! Well, James Lahey stayed sober enough to complete the first full webisode of Liquor Stories… but really, what’s “sober” to Drunky the Clown!? Watch Jim stumble through Bell’s Blended Scotch Whisky.
In today’s Trailer Park Boys 8.5 Bubbles finds himself with a major fucking problem! If he doesn’t help Lahey defend himself against Ricky, the Sunnyvale shit walkers are coming for him…
Ricky also shows us around his jail cell, and discusses his fascination with dinosaurs!
Telling Liquor Stories is hard to do, especially when you’re drunk as fuck. Watch Jim Lahey’s second attempt to make a pilot for his new show!
Will he be sober enough for the first episode? Find out 22 December!
The first episode of Trailer Park Boys 8.5 is available at swearnet.com! In Today Is Jim Lahey’s Last Day On Planet Of The Earth, Ricky, Julian and Bubbles are back in jail, trying to cope in their own ways. Bubbles is fixing shitty toasters, Julian is working on a money-making scheme… and Ricky is plotting to murder Jim Lahey!
Watch out for new webisodes at swearnet.com in the coming weeks!
Just one more sexy day and a coupla drinks until we launch the all-new swearnet.com site! We can’t wait for you to fucking see it…