On the latest TPB Jail Short: Julian and Ricky show you how to make prison wine! You just need a bunch of ganked oranges, a big can of fruit cocktail, and a dirty old… on second thoughts, you’re not gonna want to write this recipe down.
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Jim Lahey IS The Liquor! The world’s drunkest trailer park supervisor loves the liquor so much, he even had his own SwearNet show, Liquor Stories!
SwearNet Mailbag – BIG PACKAGE
SwearNet Mailbag – better than Christmas! The Boys are in for a fucking treat this week, as they feast on Biggie chips and delicious liquor, and Mike and Robb get a badass new look. And what will JP do with his He-Man dinky?
New on swearnet.com – Lahey Answers More of Your Fucking Questions
Pour Lahey a drink, and he’ll do whatever you want – for example, take part in a second Ask Me Fucking Anything from the set of Season 12!
Lahey’s up for a distinguished award, so he’s keeping his nose clean and is off the straight liquor. He sips on a few easy 50/50 rum and cokes and answers questions about his daughter Treena, whether or not he was disappointed when he found out he wasn’t Ricky’s father, and he also explains why he is so hard on the Boys.
So sit back, pour a nice responsible half-n-half drink, and enjoy!
Oh – and what in the fuck is a shit duck?!
New on swearnet.com – Jim Lahey’s AMFA from the Set of TPB12
You asked, the liquor answered! In the latest video from the set of Trailer Park Boys, Jim Lahey does an “Ask Me Fucking Anything” for Season 12, and lets the liquor do the answering.
Lahey and his liquor glass answer fan questions about the future, Baby Mo, and how Lahey wants to be remembered after he sips his last sippy-poo.
PLUS: Someone pisses Lahey off big time. Find out which words went against the grain of the liquor!
New on swearnet.com – Crazy Liquor and Cheeseburger Party
If you had to put your lips on Lahey, Randy, or Phil the Mustard Tiger, which one would you choose? On the latest episode of Trailer Park Cats, the kitties let the cigarettes decide!
After discovering a liquor and cheeseburger party that went terribly wrong, Bubbles recruits Julian and Ricky to help resuscitate Phil, Lahey, and Randy. The three idiots inhaled a lot of carbon monoxide, and the kitties know what they must do: mouth-to-fucking-mouth.
This episode of Trailer Park Cats is an animated feline adaptation of a classic scene from Season 7!
New on swearnet.com – Ask Lahey Fuckin Anything!
Jim Lahey sits down with a bottle of Liquormen’s and answers fan questions on SwearNet’s latest edition of Ask Me Fucking Anything.
Lahey and the liquor tackle a wide range of questions including:
- Would Lahey even consider making nice with Julian and Ricky?
- How many people has Lahey shot?
- When was he first attracted to men?
- What are Randy’s finest qualities?
Lahey also answers a number of questions surrounding the pros and cons of listening to the liquor – we all know, sometimes it can fuck you over big time.
PLUS: Worried about a possible upcoming liquor store strike in Ontario? Lahey has a very simple solution.
Lahey and Randy AMFA: Questions Wanted!
Lahey and Randy will soon be in front of the SwearNet cameras for an Ask Me Fucking Anything, and we need questions from you dicks!
Wondering about some of the shit that went down in Season 11? Now’s your chance to ask the captain of the shitliner and the cheeseburger locker!
Write your questions in the comment section below, and go fuck yourself while you’re at it.
New on swearnet.com – Young Lahey Finds Himself in Italy
Lahey looks back on a trip of discovery he took as a young man in the latest episode of Liquor Stories with James Lahey.
He was young, he had long hair, and he has feeling pressure to become a cop, just like his old man, and just like his old man’s old man. That’s when he decided he needed to go find himself. He certainly did, in a big fuckin way, in Italy.
Learn how a special liquor led him to losing his virginity (twice), how he nearly lost his balls, and how he found himself running with the bulls.
PLUS: In a totally random drunken tangent, you’ll also learn how to tie a handy fuckin’ nautical knot!
New on swearnet.com – The Liquor has Returned!
The liquor shall not sleep, the liquor shall not rest in peace, the liquor shall return!
Liquor Stories with James Lahey returns for a second season, with Mr. Lahey dedicating the first episode to a sippy-poo that is very symbolic of the upper-classity, VAT 69.
Lahey, coming to us from his recently renogulated set, takes a trip down memory lane to New York City in 1984, and the Halifax Harbour in the 1970s, and shares some of the important moments in his life that involved VAT 69.
Hot summer days, drug busts, biker gangs, and sexy Scottish men are all part of VAT 69’s Liquor Story!
New on swearnet – Jim Lahey HATES Halloween!
Maybe it wasn’t the best idea to have a Halloween theme for the latest episode of The Jim Lahey Show and Randy.
Though Randy is full of enthusiasm (candy, dressing up, oh my!), we are reminded that Mr. Lahey HATES Halloween, due to the traumatic incidents of Halloween 1977. The painful memories turn Lahey into the LIQUOR.
But, the show must go on! Randy prepares some BRAIN BURGERS for “Randy’s Kitchen” and Mr. Lahey shows us some footage of a boozy boat trip that he and Randy took to Nova Scotia’s most famous landmark, Peggy’s Cove!