SwearNet Mailbag – better than Christmas! The Boys are in for a fucking treat this week, as they feast on Biggie chips and delicious liquor, and Mike and Robb get a badass new look. And what will JP do with his He-Man dinky?
Tag Archive for liquor
New on swearnet.com – Unusually Fond of Makral
Ricky has been smoking too much fucking dope, Julian is fucked over with a cold, and Bubbles is gorging on kitty videos on the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast!
Ricky confesses the amount of dope he’s smoked over the last couple of days, which he claims is “not that much” but Bubbles disagrees. Ricky points out how much liquor Julian drinks everyday, and Bubbles talks about his clean living.
Bubbles struggles to pick his favourite Kitty of the Week video (because they’re all so DECENT), and a clip from the Name that Sound segment hearkens back to a time when the burgers were dirtier, the guts were bigger, and the makral was fresher.
This episode of the podcash is brought to you by SwearNet.com (the ONLY place where you can watch the video version of the podcash), Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 Lager, and TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!
New on swearnet.com – The Golden Boys
This week’s episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast comes to us straight from Ricky’s trailer in beautiful Sunnyvale Trailer Park, Nova Scotia!
Things get off to a bit of a fucky start when our camera dicks catch Lahey and fucking Randy fucking around in the trailer. What in the fuck were they up to?!
The Boys show up and get into what remained of the burgers and liquor and chat about a wide range of topics including: String Theory, the record that Ricky’s mom set on this day in history, the hottest of the Golden Girls, and much fucking more.
They also get into a debate about Jacob — is he smarter than a snail?
This week’s episode is brought to you by the dicks at TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!
New on swearnet.com – Lahey Answers More of Your Fucking Questions
Pour Lahey a drink, and he’ll do whatever you want – for example, take part in a second Ask Me Fucking Anything from the set of Season 12!
Lahey’s up for a distinguished award, so he’s keeping his nose clean and is off the straight liquor. He sips on a few easy 50/50 rum and cokes and answers questions about his daughter Treena, whether or not he was disappointed when he found out he wasn’t Ricky’s father, and he also explains why he is so hard on the Boys.
So sit back, pour a nice responsible half-n-half drink, and enjoy!
Oh – and what in the fuck is a shit duck?!
New on swearnet.com – Jim Lahey’s AMFA from the Set of TPB12
You asked, the liquor answered! In the latest video from the set of Trailer Park Boys, Jim Lahey does an “Ask Me Fucking Anything” for Season 12, and lets the liquor do the answering.
Lahey and his liquor glass answer fan questions about the future, Baby Mo, and how Lahey wants to be remembered after he sips his last sippy-poo.
PLUS: Someone pisses Lahey off big time. Find out which words went against the grain of the liquor!
New on swearnet.com – Crazy Liquor and Cheeseburger Party
If you had to put your lips on Lahey, Randy, or Phil the Mustard Tiger, which one would you choose? On the latest episode of Trailer Park Cats, the kitties let the cigarettes decide!
After discovering a liquor and cheeseburger party that went terribly wrong, Bubbles recruits Julian and Ricky to help resuscitate Phil, Lahey, and Randy. The three idiots inhaled a lot of carbon monoxide, and the kitties know what they must do: mouth-to-fucking-mouth.
This episode of Trailer Park Cats is an animated feline adaptation of a classic scene from Season 7!
New on swearnet.com – Ask Lahey Fuckin Anything!
Jim Lahey sits down with a bottle of Liquormen’s and answers fan questions on SwearNet’s latest edition of Ask Me Fucking Anything.
Lahey and the liquor tackle a wide range of questions including:
- Would Lahey even consider making nice with Julian and Ricky?
- How many people has Lahey shot?
- When was he first attracted to men?
- What are Randy’s finest qualities?
Lahey also answers a number of questions surrounding the pros and cons of listening to the liquor – we all know, sometimes it can fuck you over big time.
PLUS: Worried about a possible upcoming liquor store strike in Ontario? Lahey has a very simple solution.
Lahey and Randy AMFA: Questions Wanted!
Lahey and Randy will soon be in front of the SwearNet cameras for an Ask Me Fucking Anything, and we need questions from you dicks!
Wondering about some of the shit that went down in Season 11? Now’s your chance to ask the captain of the shitliner and the cheeseburger locker!
Write your questions in the comment section below, and go fuck yourself while you’re at it.
New on swearnet.com – The Liquor has Returned!
The liquor shall not sleep, the liquor shall not rest in peace, the liquor shall return!
Liquor Stories with James Lahey returns for a second season, with Mr. Lahey dedicating the first episode to a sippy-poo that is very symbolic of the upper-classity, VAT 69.
Lahey, coming to us from his recently renogulated set, takes a trip down memory lane to New York City in 1984, and the Halifax Harbour in the 1970s, and shares some of the important moments in his life that involved VAT 69.
Hot summer days, drug busts, biker gangs, and sexy Scottish men are all part of VAT 69’s Liquor Story!
New on swearnet – Jim Lahey HATES Halloween!
Maybe it wasn’t the best idea to have a Halloween theme for the latest episode of The Jim Lahey Show and Randy.
Though Randy is full of enthusiasm (candy, dressing up, oh my!), we are reminded that Mr. Lahey HATES Halloween, due to the traumatic incidents of Halloween 1977. The painful memories turn Lahey into the LIQUOR.
But, the show must go on! Randy prepares some BRAIN BURGERS for “Randy’s Kitchen” and Mr. Lahey shows us some footage of a boozy boat trip that he and Randy took to Nova Scotia’s most famous landmark, Peggy’s Cove!