On today’s sexy Mailbag: The Boys pillage Pat’s presents, get a happy package for the Muscle Diva, and a box of sweet, sweet liquor! Plus a bunch of fucking garbage bags!
The Liquor Beast in his natural environment…
Get the booze in Randingo, we’re getting drunk as fuck tonight! #TPB20
Put on your speedos and join the Park After Dark cocktail bar for Ricky’s strawberry slushies! The Boys also discover why smoking salvia is fucked, what a bare bear looks like, and start their own charity – Smoke It Forward!
On the latest TPB Jail Short: Julian and Ricky show you how to make prison wine! You just need a bunch of ganked oranges, a big can of fruit cocktail, and a dirty old… on second thoughts, you’re not gonna want to write this recipe down.
SwearNet Mailbag – better than Christmas! The Boys are in for a fucking treat this week, as they feast on Biggie chips and delicious liquor, and Mike and Robb get a badass new look. And what will JP do with his He-Man dinky?
Pour Lahey a drink, and he’ll do whatever you want – for example, take part in a second Ask Me Fucking Anything from the set of Season 12!
Lahey’s up for a distinguished award, so he’s keeping his nose clean and is off the straight liquor. He sips on a few easy 50/50 rum and cokes and answers questions about his daughter Treena, whether or not he was disappointed when he found out he wasn’t Ricky’s father, and he also explains why he is so hard on the Boys.
So sit back, pour a nice responsible half-n-half drink, and enjoy!
Oh – and what in the fuck is a shit duck?!
You asked, the liquor answered! In the latest video from the set of Trailer Park Boys, Jim Lahey does an “Ask Me Fucking Anything” for Season 12, and lets the liquor do the answering.
Lahey and his liquor glass answer fan questions about the future, Baby Mo, and how Lahey wants to be remembered after he sips his last sippy-poo.
PLUS: Someone pisses Lahey off big time. Find out which words went against the grain of the liquor!
After discovering a liquor and cheeseburger party that went terribly wrong, Bubbles recruits Julian and Ricky to help resuscitate Phil, Lahey, and Randy. The three idiots inhaled a lot of carbon monoxide, and the kitties know what they must do: mouth-to-fucking-mouth.
This episode of Trailer Park Cats is an animated feline adaptation of a classic scene from Season 7!
Lahey and Randy will soon be in front of the SwearNet cameras for an Ask Me Fucking Anything, and we need questions from you dicks!
Wondering about some of the shit that went down in Season 11? Now’s your chance to ask the captain of the shitliner and the cheeseburger locker!
Write your questions in the comment section below, and go fuck yourself while you’re at it.