Tag Archive for liquor

Jim Lahey IS The Liquor! The world’s drunkest trailer park supervisor loves the liquor so much, he even had his own SwearNet show, Liquor Stories!

New on swearnet.com – Young Lahey Finds Himself in Italy

Lahey passed out in front of a large knot

Lahey looks back on a trip of discovery he took as a young man in the latest episode of Liquor Stories with James Lahey.  

He was young, he had long hair, and he has feeling pressure to become a cop, just like his old man, and just like his old man’s old man.  That’s when he decided he needed to go find himself.  He certainly did, in a big fuckin way, in Italy.

Learn how a special liquor led him to losing his virginity (twice), how he nearly lost his balls, and how he found himself running with the bulls.

PLUS: In a totally random drunken tangent, you’ll also learn how to tie a handy fuckin’ nautical knot!

New on swearnet.com – The Liquor has Returned!

Lahey puts his feet up and enjoys some VAT 69

The liquor shall not sleep, the liquor shall not rest in peace, the liquor shall return!

Liquor Stories with James Lahey returns for a second season, with Mr. Lahey dedicating the first episode to a sippy-poo that is very symbolic of the upper-classity, VAT 69.

Lahey, coming to us from his recently renogulated set, takes a trip down memory lane to New York City in 1984, and the Halifax Harbour in the 1970s, and shares some of the important moments in his life that involved VAT 69.

Hot summer days, drug busts, biker gangs, and sexy Scottish men are all part of VAT 69’s Liquor Story!

New on swearnet – Jim Lahey HATES Halloween!

Randy and Jim are ready for Halloween on the Jim Lahey Show & Randy!

Maybe it wasn’t the best idea to have a Halloween theme for the latest episode of The Jim Lahey Show and Randy.

Though Randy is full of enthusiasm (candy, dressing up, oh my!), we are reminded that Mr. Lahey HATES Halloween, due to the traumatic incidents of Halloween 1977.  The painful memories turn Lahey into the LIQUOR.

But, the show must go on!  Randy prepares some BRAIN BURGERS for “Randy’s Kitchen” and Mr. Lahey shows us some footage of a boozy boat trip that he and Randy took to Nova Scotia’s most famous landmark, Peggy’s Cove!

New on swearnet.com: A Liquor Trip around the World

Lahey looks at a glass of scotch

Lahey and Randy are back from their trip through the USA, but they’re not slowing down — Lahey’s embarking on a liquor trip around the world!

With the help of Liquor Professor Dom Carlos, Lahey delves into the spirit of spirits.  Besides making you shit-faced, liquor can take you on a cultural experience like no other!  Or does it just make you shit-faced?  We’re not sure.

On Randy’s Kitchen, Bobandy is going full Mexican on his burger patties.  PLUS: Learn a sensible way to cut down on your dope intake!