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The Trailer Park Boys’ own Liquormen’s whisky is sassy, dirty, and tastes fucking awesome! Available across Canada and coming soon to the USA!

New on swearnet.com – Elise LeGrow Loves Chicken Fingers and Kitties

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Singer Elise LeGrow eats chicken fingers with the Trailer Park Boys

The Boys often worry about offending their lady guests, but they can be themselves on the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast because their guest is a chicken finger-eating, whisky-drinking, kitty-loving musician named Elise LeGrow!

The Boys pour LeGrow some Liquormen’s and they chat about her collaborations with Ron Sexsmith, as well as her upcoming album Playing Chess, where she rips out some DECENT covers from the Chess Records catalogue.  Bubbles brought his guitar, and he accompanies her for a live performance!

They also chat about KFC bath bombs, gay lions, and who would win a hypothetical battle between a coywolf and a raccoon dog!

Elise is on all the fackin’ social media – Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, and you can search the hashtag #OliveLeGrow on Instagram to check out her kitty!

PLUS: Ricky has a plan to snack during the podcash but not make any annoying chewing sounds… and it is FUCKED!

This episode of the podcash is brought to you by SwearNet.com (the ONLY place where you can watch the video version of the podcash), Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 Lager, and TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

Toronto Gets a Taste of Freedom!

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Fans gather with Ricky and Bubbles in Toronto

Best case Ontario – Freedom 35 is here!

The easy-drinking DECENT lager landed in Toronto with a big greasy kaboom at an LCBO launch event on April 27th, with record-setting crowds arriving to get their hands on the brew (plus a bit of Liquormen’s), and get some autographs from Sunnyvale’s finest.

With Julian and Ricky stuck at the Halifax airport due to the infamous Nova Scotian fog (the shit they warned Snoop Dogg about) and dicky airline service, Bubbles held down the fort in Toronto.

 

 

Bubbles addressed the long line and cursed Ricky and Julian, while taking selfies with some hardcore Trailer Park Boys fans, including one mawfk who showed the Toronto Star his Sunnyvale tattoos.

 

A Trailer Park Boys super fan shows his tattoos in Toronto

Jeffery Clifford shows off some DECENT ink! (Photo by Jesse Winter of the Toronto Star)

 

The event might’ve hit peak “Greasy Canadiana” when #DartGuy showed up, with many fans calling for a big dirty wrestling match between the bearded Maple Leafs fan and the Green Bastard.

 

 

Ricky somehow managed to get his arse to Toronto and he and Bubbles continued signing autographs for hours after the event was supposed to end.

The Boys were then off to an after party at The Loose Moose for some Freedom 35, Liquormen’s, and dirty cheeseburgers.  Windsor rockers Huttch rocked the fuck out of the stage, and Sam Roberts Band drummer Josh Trager, Danko Jones, Mike Kennedy, and dirty old caveman Sam Tarasco were on hand to celebrate a beer launch for the ages!

 

The North American Craft dicks responsible for brewing Freedom 35!

 

Freedom 35 has been rolling out across Canada and is most likely at a booze shop near you!  And if you live in Ontario, you’re in luck, the LCBO will deliver this DECENT lager to your door – click here to order!

 

Another shot of the dickheads who stayed til the end!

New on swearnet.com – Let the Liquor Do the Bowling

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Lahey is no longer banned from the bowling alley

Not all stories can be told from an arm chair.  On today’s episode of Liquor Stories with James Lahey, Lahey takes us out of his liquor parlour and into the Sunnyvale Bowling Alley!

Twenty years ago, in 1997, Jim Lahey was at the top of his bowling game.  Unfortunately, he was not wearing the regulation bowling pants, and was disqualified, robbed of his trophy, and banned from the bowling alley for 20 years.

Well, the shit clock has reached the end of its countdown, and now Lahey is free to return to the bowling alley and right a 20-year-old wrong.

Will he win back his championship?

Will he get drunk as fuck?

Will he wear regulation pants?

Will he wear pants at all?

One thing’s for sure.  He’ll be letting the liquor do the bowling.

St. Green Bastard’s Day Contest!

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Bubbles dressed in his Green Bastard costume

Celebrate the patron saint of PARTS UNKNOWN by dressing up like the Green Bastard this March 17th, or as we like to call it, St. Green Bastard’s Day!

Submit a photo of your Green Bastard outfit (head-to-toe full-bastard or even just a mask or GB t-shirt), and you’ll be entered into a random draw to win a Liquormen’s t-shirt.  Because you KNOW that Liquormen’s is the official whisky of St. Green Bastard’s Day!

Click here to enter the contest!

New on swearnet.com – Dream a Little Liquor Dream of Me

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Lahey answers a call during a late-night Liquor Stories taping

The latest episode of Liquor Stories with James Lahey is a journey so deep into Lahey’s liquor brain that you may fear you will never return to your normal life.

After having a late-night “epissany,” Lahey wakes from a deep sleep and decides he needs to rush to SwearNet studios to record a late-night Liquor Stories to impart a mountain of shit-knowledge on the SwearNet audience.

No Chipper, no problem, Lahey can operate his own camera. He proceeds to launch into a dimly-lit magnum shit-opus of epic proportions. Old Man Liquor offers rules to live by, and his unstoppable train of thought is only interrupted twice – once for a phone call, and once for a mean fuckin’ swig of Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky.

New on swearnet.com – The Boys Are Fucked (also, writing again)

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The Boys are dressed up for a State of the Union address

The Boys are back with another State of the Union address, and boy are they fucked!

Robby Redman, some guy having a good time, and Feel-What’s-In-Me-Pockets have some big fuckin’ news for you dicks.  They’re in the writer’s room, working on not one but TWO projects!  They also have news on Liquormen’s, SwearnetStudios.com, and they reveal the dormant SwearNet show that’s about to roar back from hibernation!

Plus: Mike has exclusive instructions on how to optimize your listening experience when checking out the EDM version of Liquor & Whores on Spotify!

New on swearnet.com – State of the Union, September 30, 2016

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The Boys are back with an update for all the Swearfucks out there!

One of the biggest updates involves the actual filming location of this State of the Union – in SwearNet’s brand new fucking studio!  J.P., Mike, and Robb update everyone on the big plans for the new studio (and it’s unlike anything they’ve done before).

Plus, get updates on Trailer Park Boys Season 11, the touring schedule, Liquormen’s whisky, and Out of the Park: Europe.

Oh yeah – and they address the mysterious case of the vanishing SwearNet content too!

New on swearnet: Who Is the Smartest Fucker in Sunnyvale?

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The Boys at Ricky's table

It’s a battle of the brains on the latest Trailer Park Boys podcast!  The Boys start things off with a game of Sunnyvale Family Feud then launch into a fucked game of In My Pants or on the Ground.  Who will come out on top as the smartest fucker in Sunnyvale?!

Plus – Ricky explains the concept of citizenship, Bubbles discusses what he’d do if he won the jackpot (and Julian calls him a Lottery Dick).

And for the wildlife fans, Ricky unveils his latest concept for the most fierce animal ever bornt: the Palermeeno Shorse!

This episode is brought to you by TrailerParkBoysMerch.com, Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky, and Gibson!

NEW on swearnet.com: Bubbles Is Replaced by Fucking Lahey??

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Jim Lahey joins Ricky and Julian for the Trailer Park Boys Podcast

Jim Lahey is drunk, on drugs, and he’s joining the podcast!  With Bubbles away on a hot date, Julian is in charge, and he’s pumped.  But Bubbles’ secret replacement turns out to be the drunk shit hawk of Sunnyvale, and he’s already two weed brownies and a bottle of miscellaneous liquor deep, before the show even fucking starts.

Listen to a rousing conversation about the drug/liquor schedule of Hunter S. Thompson, the friendly feeling that Liquormen’s whisky gives you, and learn the traumatic childhood event that caused Randy to be forever shirtless.

Plus – will Ricky and Julian return the favour by appearing on The Jim Lahey Show and Randy?

This episode is brought to you by (the less-fuckily titled) TrailerParkBoysMerch.com and Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky. 

Now on iTunes/Libsyn: Floppy The Seal

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Ricky, Julian and Bubbles have a greasy liquor picnic by the beach

Download the Trailer Park Boys Podcast and take the Boys with you on the road! Podcast 49 is now available on iTunes and Libsyn!

The camera dicks have finally fucked off and the Boys are celebrating with a liquor picnic on the scenic south shore of Nova Scotia. Hanging out near the water means that Ricky has found a new pet – Floppy the Seal!

Plus: Ricky explains human evolution, Julian has a chick on his shoulder, and Bubbles tells the time with a Liquor sun clock!

Episode 49 is brought to you by the Official Trailer Park Boys Store, and Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky!