Mike Smith is best known for his portrayal of Bubbles, the loveable, kitty-mad trailer park resident, but Mike is a powerhouse of talent! As well as starring in movies and shows including Goon, SwearNet: The Movie and Archer, he’s played guitar and sang with many major rock acts, including Guns N’ Roses, RUSH, and his own all-star band, Bubbles and the Shit Rockers!
Pat receives some mail that was intended for The Jim Lahey Show (& Randy), and the Boys are asked to be a part of a Canada 150 memorabilia collection. They also receive an autographed John Garrett hockey card (the Boys didn’t really know who in the fuck he is, if you’re in the same boat, you can check his Wikipedia page here… he is a bit bigger of a deal than the Boys seem to realize).
Since Pat seems to be around the studio more and more, he has a request for you dicks: send HIM some shit to the Mailbag!
(here’s the address in case you stoned fuckers can’t find it on our website)
We receive a shit-ton of goodies for the mailbag so please be patient if you send something in. If the package contains food or something perishable please indicate it on the package, we don’t want dirty fuckin’ garbage juice all over the studio!
JP irons, while Madam Sunshine flirts with Mr. Box (the Boys are trying out new drugs). Along the way, we get updates about their current writing project, Bubbles and the Shitrockers, the Real Fucking Reality Show, and more!
The Boys are ready to embark on their Christmas holidays but before they do, they update us on Pat Roach’s involvement in the Real Fucking Reality Show’s return, and they kinda sorta talk a little bit about their new top-secret project that they aren’t really allowed to talk about.
PLUS: Find out what the Boys have planned for their Christmas break!
The Boys are back in the bag (the Mailbag, mother fuckers)!
Robb, JP, and Mike sit in a VERY smokey Mailbag tent and open gifts from all over the world, including a swan card for Robb, some amazing art from a 14 year old fan, and a cock colouring book specifically sent for JP!
JP, Mike, and Robb are in a smokeless Mailbag tent (the episode is called “Edibles” – get it… they’re still high as fuck), and the “Help Us Decorate Sunnyvale” contest is in full swing! The Boys are looking for some shit to help decorate the set of Season 12, and they definitely received some contenders in this round, including a DECENT kitty wall-hanging, a houndstooth snuggie, and a Lahey-sized flask!
But it was a cock-sized poster tube filled with many tiny mini-cocks that caught the most attention!
Remember – the Season 12 decoration contest ends on May 31st, so get your shit in the mail ASAP! Click here for details. You can send your shit to the Mailbag at:
Before we know it, the camera dicks will be following Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles again for Season 12. We you arseholes to send some shit to the Mailbag to help decorate Sunnyvale! If you have something that you think would make a great decoration for the set of Trailer Park Boys, send the cocksucker in and it just might make its way to Sunnyvale!
Send us small shit only – anything that can fit inside a shoebox is good to go.
We’ll choose our 10 favourite items and use the cocksuckers on the set of Trailer Park Boys Season 12.
If we choose your shit, we’ll give you a free year-long subscription to SwearNet.com to say fuckin’ thanks.
The deadline is the end of May – we need to receive your shit by May 31st!
We will announce the winners on an upcoming episode of Mailbag.
It’s the Mailbag, mother fucker, and JP, Robb, and Mike love getting free shit!
On this week’s episode, they receive some DECENT clay versions of themselves! Holy fuck the fans are talented. They also get some fucked up letters that could very well be ransom notes. Remember: ease up on the letters and go harder on the free shit!
They also receive a massive package from Tom, a long-time fan whose struggle with Cluster Headaches was referenced in Trippin’ with Leigh. Tom does a daily vlog which is worth checking out if you want to know more about this painful fucking disease!
If you have some shit you’d like to send the Boys, use this address: