The Boys are back with another State of the Union address, and boy are they fucked!
Robby Redman, some guy having a good time, and Feel-What’s-In-Me-Pockets have some big fuckin’ news for you dicks. They’re in the writer’s room, working on not one but TWO projects! They also have news on Liquormen’s, SwearnetStudios.com, and they reveal the dormant SwearNet show that’s about to roar back from hibernation!
Plus: Mike has exclusive instructions on how to optimize your listening experience when checking out the EDM version of Liquor & Whores on Spotify!
J.P., Robb, and Mike are back with another SwearNet State of the Union!
The Boys are gearing up for a DECENT concert tonight in their backyard of Halifax, Nova Scotia, as Jordon John takes the stage. We’re not sure if Mike is joining him or not, but if he is, it’ll be trouble because he’s already into the sauce.
Hear updates on the European tour, TPB merch, and the “musical branch” of SwearNet.
PLUS: Some crazy mother fucker made J.P. mad, and it was a BAD idea.
Mike fuckin Smith cooked up a brilliant idea for the latest episode of Cheap Smokes.
In the interest of healthy cocksucking fucking competition, he challenged Kaitlin and Laura to go down to the Halifax waterfront and order food while trying to slip as many fucking swear words into their conversations as possible.
Who will curse the most? Will the grumpy old man tell Kaitlin to watch her fucking mouth? Will the fish and chips girls call the cocksucking police? Find the fuck out!
Holy fuck the Boys finally did it, they got to the bottom of the massive fucking Mailbag Mountain!
In this episode, the Boys discover that a kitty blanket they got on the last episode was not just any kitty blanket, it was a blanket featuring VINCE THE FUCKING PINCE!
PLUS: The Boys receive t-shirts, a 3D-printed cock, and an interview invitation from the Drunk News Network; and some DECENT Buddy Guy shit from Chicago!
If you’d like to send in some shit to help rebuild Mailbag Mountain, hit us up at:
PO Box 38072 Burnside
Dartmouth NS B3B 1X2
Someone’s been fucking around at the SwearNet studio and Preston is PISSED.
On the latest episode of Cheap Smokes, Preston notices that a mysterious vandal has been fucking over the studio, particularly focusing on his office. After alerting (and accusing) Mike Smith, Preston decides to review the after-hours security footage to get to the bottom of it.
Does he discover the culprit? YOU BET!
It’s the Mailbag, motherfuckers, and on this episode, Mike seems to have transformed into a giant dick.
The Boys burn through a pile of goodies from California, England, and plenty of fucking places in between. They get a billion fucking questions from Alberta, some DECENT t-shirts from Leeds (important when you’re living in the studio and you have no clean clothes), and some penis koozies from the Sugar Bitches!
The Boys are back with an update for all the Swearfucks out there!
One of the biggest updates involves the actual filming location of this State of the Union – in SwearNet’s brand new fucking studio! J.P., Mike, and Robb update everyone on the big plans for the new studio (and it’s unlike anything they’ve done before).
Plus, get updates on Trailer Park Boys Season 11, the touring schedule, Liquormen’s whisky, and Out of the Park: Europe.
Oh yeah – and they address the mysterious case of the vanishing SwearNet content too!
On today’s Mailbag (motherfucker), the Boys open a box from Hawaii that is in contention for PACKAGE OF THE YEAR!
As per usual, Mike tastes a bunch of hot sauces (and gets absolutely fucked over by one of them), the Boys get a shit apple, and a bunch of swearing cats. They also get some DECENT fan art, in the form of a TPB comic!
We also learn a few things – limit your letters for the Boys to 10 words or less, and it might not be wise to ask for 200 tiny fucking autographs.
On today’s Ask Me Fucking Anything, Bubbles answers questions about Kitty Island, his musical talents, Donald Trump, and why cats hate cucumbers. And where in the fuck is Conky? That little wooden fuckin’ prick!!
Bubbles is excited as fuck to answer your Ask Me Fucking Anything questions! In Part 1, he tells us how he stays warm in the winter, his opinion on tiny homes, how to deal with a shit weasel… and what happened to Steve French!