Black eyed peas, ham and cabbage are on the menu to bring in the New Year on the first Trailer Park Boys Podcast of 2019! The Boys are licking their wounds from a 12 day bender, and is Bubbles wheeling chicks! Chicken chips and beer all day.Cheers fuckers!
It’s not the first podcash of the year, but it’s the first one in which the Boys are fully conscious (and Ricky is still hurting from that brutal table incident from last week), and they chat about their New Year’s Resolutions. Take a big fucking guess as to which of the Boys has already fucked up his vow to quit smoking.
Ricky ponders the reason why it’s only 2018 when there’s actually been “millions of years” that have already happened, Julian talks about bleaching cocks and balls, and Bubbles introduces some new segments.
One of those new segments is called Kitty of the Week – he wants you to send in videos of your kitties at their best, and he’ll pick his favourites to showcase on the podcash!
The Boys are pretty fucked after partying so hard during the 21 days of Christmas, and Bubbles is away in a cabin in the woods, but Ricky and Julian still manage to take a look back at the podcash year that was. Chipper managed to put down his new Christmas vaporizer long enough to put together some clips of the coolest musicians and celebs that joined the podcast, and he even put together a montage of the dick guests (we’re looking at you, Lahey, Randy, Cory, and Jacob).
They also set the stage for the coming year, with Julian hoping to get more ladies on the show, and Ricky studying hard so that he can win 7/10 of all quiz games on the podcash!
With the whore of a year of 2016 behind us, we are now rolling a six-paper joint and looking forward to 2017. Season 11 will be unleashed in all of its greasy glory on Netflix (date to-be-fucking-announced), and Canadians coast-to-coast will be able to put their dirty lips on a can of Freedom 35, the best shitty beer ever made!
But what’s in store for the residents of Sunnyvale in 2017? Will Bubbles meet a GREASY lady and take her back to his shed? Will Randy switch to vegan burgers? Will Jacob and Trinity get bornt a new gramson or gramdaughter for Ricky? Will Lahey maintain a 10/10 drunk the entire year?
We want YOUR predictions for the people of Sunnyvale in 2017!
Use the hashtag #TPB2017 on Instagram or Twitter, or leave a comment on Facebook, and the dicks at SwearNet will pick their three favourite predictions and send out some fucking prizes!
It’s cold as fuck in Sunnyvale right now so we figure each winner should get a TPB beanie to keep their heads warm, and a TPB lighter leash to keep their joints warm!
Hurry the fuck up, you have until Monday, January 9th at midnight to submit your predictions!
Holy fuck the holidays can be hard on a guy. After a week straight of drinking Bubbles’ patented Liquor-Nog, Ricky is completely fucked on the New Years edition of Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available for free in audio form on iTunes and Libsyn!
On this episode of the podcash, the Boys discuss their predictions for 2017. They also ask Bubbles if he would ever bang an alien, and ponder whether or not Julian would offer discounts to firefighters if he ever opened up a massage parlour.
PLUS: Ricky invented the Shit Sucker 3000 for noble purposes – to help NASA astronauts shit in space. Unfortunately, after seven days of Liquor-Nog, Ricky has other, GREASIER plans for it.