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Welcome to Offworld Cookery, a tragic outdoor food spasm following three inebriated English morons, and their attempts at cooking meals in the wilderness!

New at swearnet.com: Offworld Cookery comes to SwearNet!

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Forget Jamie Oliver, Nigella and those other culinary cocktarts – SwearNet is proud to present Offworld Cookery, a tragic (and hilarious) outdoor food spasm following a group of inebriated Northern English morons, and their attempts at cooking three-course meals in the wilderness.

In Episode One shivering shits Chico and Paul grapple with hot pork and mackerel to create a Hawaiian feast on the not-remotely-fucking-tropical Scottish island of Rum. The first episode is FREE to watch, so check it out now!