Is Randy the dumbest person in Sunnyvale? Ricky and Julian decide to help him out, and get him learnt on some awesome facts and stories from around the world! Also: The truth about the Loch Ness Monster, and the ham sammich from Hell!
It’s a long weekend in Sunnyvale, and the Boys are ready to double the liquor, triple the weed, and steal the Bluenose for a sailing trip! Before they end up in jail for theft of historic property, they discuss dirty mosquito burgers, fuckin’ useless inventions, and why Randy’s a hit at the nudist beach!
On the latest Park After Dark: Ricky’s been busy in his woodworking shop, but who’s gonna pay $100 on Etsy for his creation? Bubbles teaches us how to talk in Bigfoot, and Julian investigates the crazy fucker who pushed a peanut up a mountain with his nose. Also: Save the hot, horny bees!
On the latest Park After Dark: Randy, stop smoking Ricky’s fucking dope… and what is that smell coming off ya? Also: The wonders of the Jimmy Webb Space Telescope, the biggest beer in the world, and Randy’s favourite nuts! Watch at SwearNet now and get learnt!
Thank FUCK it’s Friday – time to let The Liquor do the thinking! The Boys break out the dirty ol’ cupboard wine for a fancy tasting session – which tipple passes with flying carpets, and which is gonna make Ricky puke? Also: Get banged on a cruise, get a fucking bruise!
Get the liquor and weiners flowing, the Boys are heading into a big party weekend! But will they get invited to Nathan MacKinnon’s Stanley Bong party? Also: Ricky’s got a fucked rag doll story that will blow the cock right off your ass!
The Boys – and fuckin’ Conky – are live and drunk as fuck in Dallas! Find out why Ricky’s wearing tight pants, meet Cory’s dumber-than-fuck Texan cousin, and singalong with Bubbles! Also: Which Irish jigger is gonna win a slow dance with Sexian?
Get learnt with the Boys on today’s Park after Dark! Find out why everyone in the 19th century was drunk as fuck, the greasy underwater world of fish fetishes, and how to knock out an orangutan. Also: The Boys get down to Barry fuckin’ Manilow!
Hands on your buzzers Boys, Bubbles Trebek is back with another fucked-up round of Jeopardy! Also: Ricky’s glowstick weiner, gettin’ learnt with breakfast cereal, and a plane crazy bang!
Poor Bubbles is feeling pretty fucked thanks to the ‘rona! Once he wakes up, the Boys discuss a green idea for a new business, how to arrest a killer sheep, and a totally fucked taste test. Also: Ricky reads his beautiful new poem, ‘The Wind Is A Cunt’!