Trailer Park Boys Presents Park After Dark: Hang out with Ricky, Julian and Bubbles in Ricky’s kitchen, smoking, drinking and talking about whatever the hell pops up in their fucked up brains. Exclusively on SwearNet!
Happy Park After Dark Day, fuckers! The Boys start the day the good way with a lungful of Sativa and some fucked-up chat! They discuss liquor slushies, weed bees, and what happened to Ricky’s dog, Coolnow. And find out why Bubbles wants to get stuffed!
On today’s muscle-gleaming Park After Dark: Ricky’s addicted to Shark Week and has some awesome facts about his favourite sea creatures! But could you get one to lick ya? Also: Bag surgery, dumb criminals, and why Randy’s pants are coming off!
Ricky’s looking super bling in his new gear, and is ready to pick up ladies at the grocery store! But should he hang out by the veggies, or the chip dips? The Boys also discuss Big Jake the big horse, liquor ice-cream, and the weirdest fucking place names in the US. Also: Greasy goings-on down at the Legion!
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Julian’s back in the trailer! He reveals where the fuck he’s been – and how many dates he got! The Boys also discover why you should keep your bag away from pythons, and why waterparks are so shitty. Also: Is Randy now the Boys’… friend?!
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Ricky, Bubbles and Randy are in the middle of a looong weekend of drinking on the latest Park After Dark! They take time out to discuss moving to Disneyland, Kentucky redneck raves, and how twins work. Also: Find out why NAYSA has a problem with astronauts’ underpants!
Julian’s got himself banged up in jail after an incident at the strip club – so Randy’s taking his place on this week’s Park After Dark! They discuss the red-hot Sunnyvale housing market, Randy’s jail lover, and renting out Julian’s trailer on Airbnb. Also: Ricky and Randy want to make a cooking show – but what should they call it? Let us know what the fuck ya think!
On this week’s Park After Dark: Ricky gets a visit from the cops – but they’re not looking for him! Can he and Bubbles warn the wanted man before the RCMP comes knocking? Also: Julian’s hustling hard down at the local job fair… or is he?
Ricky, Julian and Bubbles are back together in the trailer on this week’s Park After Dark! Before they get fucked up to celebrate, they check out cocaine hippos, underground Antarctic aliens and a tall samsquamptch story. Plus: Get the recipe for Ricky’s awesome pretzel dogs!
Get learnt on the latest Park After Dark! The Boys study the geometrical orientation of tits, find out how the Wright brothers’ plane is on Mars, and solve the mystery of ‘Le Cochon Stupide’. Also: Julian reports on the greasiest news stories from around the worldy pipe!
Feeling hungry? You frigging will be after seeing the dirrrty burgers that entered our Park After Dark #fuckaroundburger contest! And the winners are…
Give it up for Nicole Elizabeth Margiotta (top left) and her delicious stack heading right into her hubby’s cheeseburger locker! Top right is @thekuntz69’s greasy gourmet burger – look at that fucking thing, it’s a dirty meat masterpiece!
Bottom left is Shawn Jackson’s superstack, so fucking tall it needs a kitchen knife to keep ‘er together! And bottom right is @Casmetah’s three little dirty burgers, just begging for Gutzilla to put ’em down him. Congratulations fuckers, you all win a year’s subscription to SwearNet.com! But wait, there’s more…
Top left is @thompson_e16’s burger, so stuffed with deliciousness she’s in danger of collapse! Carina Green (top right) has the right idea of serving two fuck around burgers per plate – fucking delicious but there’s room for a few more chicken fingers, Carina!
Robbie MacAloney causes controversy with a potato-chip topped burger – well, why the fuck not? Chicken chips or dill picknel, you can’t go wrong. Lower left is Bradley G. Thomas’ healthy fuck around, with some green shit and tomato fucking thing – fibre is good, but that bacon needs more fucking flames brother, we can hear the oink from here!! You creative fuckers win a month of SwearNet.com!
AND THEN THERE’S THESE…
Congratulations to these fuckers who gave it a good try, but sometimes she goes, sometimes she doesn’t go.
Jeremiah Saint (top left) was obviously fucking high when he read the recipe, ’cause we don’t remember it saying EIGHT POUNDS OF FUCKING CHEESE, JEREMIAH. But you know what, it looks delicious! We’d pound that down us (with a Pepto-Bismol chaser).
@RyeAndMarmalade (top right) sounds like they know a thing about cooking, but they must have been drunk on the liquor as they added EVERY CONDIMENT KNOWN TO MANKIND on their fuck around. We’d still hammer the fuck outta it, though.
Speaking of drunk and high, @ihatecookinganditshows created not a fuck around burger, but a THREE-EYED ALIEN MEAT MONSTER. Inspired to make this hot mess? Ingredients include brioche french toast, flamin’ hot cheetos-encrusted KFC fried chicken, Ben & Jerry’s poppin’ popcorn ice cream, and Jameson whiskey maple syrup & tabasco scorpion butter. Pairs well with Juniper space weed?!
Bottom right is @gilbybets’ creation – we call this the Fuck Around Creme De La Creme, if you nomesayin’… We hope that’s fucking mayo, Gilby!
Finally, Michael Rice (centre) wasn’t fucking around with his recipe: Three 6-ounce beef patties, triple cheese slices, peameal bacon, grilled onions, grilled mushrooms, deep fried jalapeno poppers, deep fried pickles, special sauce, a fried egg and MORE crispy bacon. Trouble is, the cockspangle ate the fucking thing before he took a photo of it! Fuck’s sake Michael!!
For all your efforts, you also win a free month of SwearNet.com!
