Tag Archive for Pat Roach

The Roach Approach – Fucked by COVID!

The Roach Approach with Pat Roach

We’ve been asked ‘Where the fuck is The Roach Approach this week’? Don’t fucking worry! Pat will return ASAP but with COVID-19 numbers in Nova Scotia at their highest levels ever, the approach ‘The Roach’ is taking is to stay the fuck home this week! We’ll bring you more news as we get it.

In the meantime, check out The Roach Approach’s 40 glorious fuckin’ broadcasts, and relive Pat’s Irish frig dancing, Best Friend Day with Robb, JP and Mike, his appearance in a Super Mario game, and the return of fuckin’ SWEAR MAN!!

SwearNet Mailbag – Pat and the Pea!

Pat’s back in the Bag on the latest SwearNet Mailbag! But hopefully not the ‘Rona, that can fuck off. The Boys try to launch a rubber chicken, fight over a wasabi pea, and try a hairy new look!

Got a little sumthin’ for the Boys? Send it along to:

Attn: Mailbag
Swearnet.com Incorporated
PO Box 38072 Burnside
Dartmouth NS B3B 1X2
CANADA

IMPORTANT: Please mark your package as a ‘gift’ because we won’t be fucking paying the import duty and tax!!

 

The Roach Approach – Week 2 begins at SwearNet!

Pat gives Robb and JP motivational bullshit on The Roach Approach!

Missed last night’s motivational-as-fuck Roach Approach? Pat was on top form as he checked out some awesome national holidays, and motivated Robb and JP with some words of wisdom! We say wisdom, we mean a bunch of fucking SHIT! And *that* finale…!!! Join in the Irish-dancing cockfuckery HERE 🇮🇪

And watch out for another live broadcast VERY soon on the TPB/SwearNet app AS LONG AS PAT DOESN’T FUCK UP AGAIN

Now streaming at SwearNet – Red Hot Chili Nuts

It’s the most dangerous show on the worldypipe! The knives (and fists) fly as Pat joins the Boys in the Bag for the first fucked Mailbag of 2021. Find out who’s gonna have a burning butthole in the morning!

Got a big package for the Boys? Send it along to:

Attn: Mailbag
Swearnet.com Incorporated
PO Box 38072 Burnside
Dartmouth NS B3B 1X2
CANADA

IMPORTANT: Please mark your package as a ‘gift’ because we won’t be fucking paying the import duty and tax!!

New at swearnet.com – Pat Roach: Mailbag Food Review

On today’s special edition of Mailbag: Get stuffed with Pat as he reviews chicken almonds, Polish fudge, pork jerky and more Mailbag treats! Which pass Pat’s taste test, and which taste like shit? Click here to watch!

Got something for the Boys (and Pat) to wrap their greasy chops around? Send it to:

Attn: Mailbag
Swearnet.com Incorporated
PO Box 38072 Burnside
Dartmouth NS B3B 1X2
CANADA

And for fuck’s sake, make sure you label any package containing perishable food items – we don’t want fucking mouldy garbage juice all over the studio floor!

Randy’s Cheeseburger Picnic – new tour dates!

Randy's Cheeseburger Picnic Tour

Lock up your cheeseburgers fuckers, Randy’s coming to town with his Cheeseburger Picnic show this fall! Many venues SOLD OUT last time, so make sure you grab your tickets now, for frig’s sake!

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New at swearnet.com – We Didn’t Fucking Ask You Anything with Pat Roach

On today’s episode of the Real Fucking Reality Show, Pat decides to ask himself some questions and spill the beans about working at SwearNet. Who makes him burgers? Who’s a greasy fucking liar? Who’s always stoned as fuck? Also: learn some useless bird facts!

 

And don’t forget to tune into the Trailer Park Boys Podcast tomorrow when Bubbles’ special guest will be revealed!!

New on swearnet.com – It’s Not as Easy as It Fucking Looks

The teleprompter is loaded up, the camera is on the jib, and Pat Roach is dressed and ready for some Extreme Fucking News and Weather on the latest episode of the Real Fucking Reality Show.

However, Pat seems to be struggling with the feedback he’s receiving from JP, Robb, and Mike.  They worry that he is not finding the proper balance between passion and goofiness, and he is having trouble improvising his fucking swearing.

Pat has his own complaints too – like, who in the fuck is having shit explosions in the toilets at SwearNet Studios?

New on swearnet.com – Green Screen Test

The Boys test out the green screen with Pat Roach

It’s time to get fucking serious on the Real Fucking Reality Show!  

Pat Roach has his game face on, along with his classic SwearNet outfit, and he’s ready to test out the new green screen and news equipment that the Boys have set up for him.  They’re not fucking around – they set up a virtual news studio, along with a teleprompter and one of those crane-swingy fucking camera things.

PLUS: Watch Pat warm up his swear cords, and get a glimpse of his pre-game meal.