We’ve been asked ‘Where the fuck is The Roach Approach this week’? Don’t fucking worry! Pat will return ASAP but with COVID-19 numbers in Nova Scotia at their highest levels ever, the approach ‘The Roach’ is taking is to stay the fuck home this week! We’ll bring you more news as we get it.
Missed last night’s motivational-as-fuck Roach Approach? Pat was on top form as he checked out some awesome national holidays, and motivated Robb and JP with some words of wisdom! We say wisdom, we mean a bunch of fucking SHIT! And *that* finale…!!! Join in the Irish-dancing cockfuckery HERE 🇮🇪
And watch out for another live broadcast VERY soon on the TPB/SwearNet app AS LONG AS PAT DOESN’T FUCK UP AGAIN
It’s the most dangerous show on the worldypipe! The knives (and fists) fly as Pat joins the Boys in the Bag for the first fucked Mailbag of 2021. Find out who’s gonna have a burning butthole in the morning!
On today’s special edition of Mailbag: Get stuffed with Pat as he reviews chicken almonds, Polish fudge, pork jerky and more Mailbag treats! Which pass Pat’s taste test, and which taste like shit? Click here to watch!
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On today’s episode of the Real Fucking Reality Show, Pat decides to ask himself some questions and spill the beans about working at SwearNet. Who makes him burgers? Who’s a greasy fucking liar? Who’s always stoned as fuck? Also: learn some useless bird facts!
However, Pat seems to be struggling with the feedback he’s receiving from JP, Robb, and Mike. They worry that he is not finding the proper balance between passion and goofiness, and he is having trouble improvising his fucking swearing.
Pat has his own complaints too – like, who in the fuck is having shit explosions in the toilets at SwearNet Studios?
Pat Roach has his game face on, along with his classic SwearNet outfit, and he’s ready to test out the new green screen and news equipment that the Boys have set up for him. They’re not fucking around – they set up a virtual news studio, along with a teleprompter and one of those crane-swingy fucking camera things.
PLUS: Watch Pat warm up his swear cords, and get a glimpse of his pre-game meal.