Is this the greatest fucking Mailbag ever? There’s a treat from Turkey, an update on Pat and JP’s stormy relationship, socks with a stinky secret, and a bonanza of THC goodies for Pat’s holes!
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By day, Pat Roach is Trailer Park Boys’ Randy Bobandy, king of the cheeseburgers, and presenter of SwearNet.com’s The Roach Approach. But by night, he transforms into potty-mouthed superhero SWEARMAN… FUCK OFFFFF!!!!
Mailbag – FUCK OFF PAT
Pat’s in the bag today, along with a gruff as fuck JP! There’s a gift for Big Daddy, three twennies for Mike, and squeezy cheesy tits for JP! Also: Mike’s new favourite drawing of Bubbles (or is it Elton John?!)
The Roach Approach Returns!
Get a bikini on yer tits and swing yer hips, The Roach Approach is fuckin’ back, baby! Pat gives us his take on the latest news and events – and also treats us to his FUCKED Elvis impersonation!
Tune in LIVE Mon-Fri on the TPB/SwearNet app, or catch up later at SwearNet! Uhh-huh-huhhh thankyouverymuch… CUNT!!!
Mailbag – Fuck Your Signature, Here’s Mine
Pat joins Robb and Mike in the Bag today – but with all the fucking autograph requests, the Boys have got work to do! But they do get to feast on squeezy cheese, ketchup Pringles and fuck gummies. Also: Who’s brave enough to eat a salt & vinegar cricket?
P.s. Want Pat’s iconic new Cheeseburger Picnic tee? Get your own here!
The Roach Approach – Fucked by COVID!
We’ve been asked ‘Where the fuck is The Roach Approach this week’? Don’t fucking worry! Pat will return ASAP but with COVID-19 numbers in Nova Scotia at their highest levels ever, the approach ‘The Roach’ is taking is to stay the fuck home this week! We’ll bring you more news as we get it.
In the meantime, check out The Roach Approach’s 40 glorious fuckin’ broadcasts, and relive Pat’s Irish frig dancing, Best Friend Day with Robb, JP and Mike, his appearance in a Super Mario game, and the return of fuckin’ SWEAR MAN!!
SwearNet Mailbag – Pat and the Pea!
Pat’s back in the Bag on the latest SwearNet Mailbag! But hopefully not the ‘Rona, that can fuck off. The Boys try to launch a rubber chicken, fight over a wasabi pea, and try a hairy new look!
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The Roach Approach – Week 2 begins at SwearNet!
Missed last night’s motivational-as-fuck Roach Approach? Pat was on top form as he checked out some awesome national holidays, and motivated Robb and JP with some words of wisdom! We say wisdom, we mean a bunch of fucking SHIT! And *that* finale…!!! Join in the Irish-dancing cockfuckery HERE 🇮🇪
And watch out for another live broadcast VERY soon on the TPB/SwearNet app AS LONG AS PAT DOESN’T FUCK UP AGAIN
Now streaming at SwearNet – Red Hot Chili Nuts
It’s the most dangerous show on the worldypipe! The knives (and fists) fly as Pat joins the Boys in the Bag for the first fucked Mailbag of 2021. Find out who’s gonna have a burning butthole in the morning!
Got a big package for the Boys? Send it along to:
Attn: Mailbag
Swearnet.com Incorporated
PO Box 38072 Burnside
Dartmouth NS B3B 1X2
CANADA
IMPORTANT: Please mark your package as a ‘gift’ because we won’t be fucking paying the import duty and tax!!
New at SwearNet.com – The Roach Approach
On the latest real-as-fuck Real Fucking Reality Show: What the fuck is that noise? Could it be thunder? Farts? Or could it be a soon-to-be-ex-news presenter, drunk as fuck with his greasy bag hanging out? Hmmm…
SwearNet News – 7 October, 2020
Listen up ya turkey diddlers, it’s Pat Roach’s first day on the job as SwearNet’s news anchor – and it’s all going very… FUCKK!!! On tonight’s menu – Thanksgiving dinner and dirty old ham!