There’s only 23 days until Christmas, and the Boys haven’t started their holiday stealing, uhm, shopping yet! Before they start their festive heist, they discuss Jeffrey Dahmer, duct tape, and why it’s a good day for borntness. Also: Dirty Dancing 2 needs a new leading man, and there’s only one sexy muscleman for the job…
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Oh my Julian, my handsome Julian Patrick Swayze…. you were so fuckin’ SEXY in Roadhouse!
New on swearnet.com – Randy and Lahey Are Coming on Tour?!
Randy reeks! And Ricky is lucky enough to sit next to him on this week’s Trailer Park Boys Podcast!
Randy joins the podcast (along with Jim Lahey, for a brief drunken moment) to announce they will be visiting the same cities as the Boys when they go on tour next weekend. Either Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles didn’t read the contract, or didn’t check their own fucking tour website!
The Boys also talk about finding Jesus, Titanic replicas, and whether or not icebergs have thoughts. And Julian’s getting drunk as fuck tonight – it’s Patrick Swayze’s birthday! Will Sexian be doing some Dirty Dancing to celebrate?
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New on swearnet.com – Avoiding Whisky Dick
Julian is in a positive mood for today’s episode of Dear Julian, despite some of you pricks deciding it’s ok to call him Swayze!
Julian sips on a rum and coke and answers fan questions about whisky-dick threesomes, lending money to friends who want to make a rap record, the sexiest places for ladies to get tattoos, and much more.
He also explains why his last name is secret (and it’s NOT fucking SWAYZE).
PLUS: How in the fuck can a Maritimer like Jules hate seafood?!