Randy knocked it outta the park on this week’s Park After Dark, creating the mouth-and-ass-watering April Fools’ Day Fuck Around Burger – and we want to see YOUR attempt! Get in the chicken fingers, pepperoni, onion rings and bacon to create your own delicious burger, upload a photo to your favourite social media fucking thing, and tag it #fuckaroundburger. Vegetarian or vegan? Just substitute some tasty non-meat alternatives and get creative as fuck. We’ll share our favourites next week, and the most scrump-dilly pics will win a free year of SwearNet.com!
This is Randy’s masterpiece. DEEEEfuckingLICIOUS!!!
Welcome to the 110 millionth edition of SwearNet Mailbag! This week, Robb’s so high he can’t read, Pat gets a sexy somethin’ for the Roach Approach, and there’s pepperoni cocks and moonshine all round! Also: What’s in the Big Daddy box?
Ya thought Trailer Park Boys: Jail was over, did ya? No siree Bob! We’ve got a bunch of short episodes from the Sunnyvale Correctional Facility, coming your way every Thursday! This week: Ricky vs. a pepperoni vending machine. Who do you think’s gonna win?
It’s raining horsecocks outside, but it’s cosy in the trailer as Ricky cooks up an awesome pepperoni treat! The Boys also discuss eye bees, how not to fuck up a microwave oven, and more amazing facts about Canada… or not!
The anonymous podcash listener, famous for his huge fucking problem with the Boys crunching on noisy snacks, decided to put his money where his ears are and he mailed the Boys a package of soft snacks, suitable for podcast consumption. There was just one problem – Moon Bear fucked up and sent perishable items in the mail. By the time the parcel arrived in Sunnyvale, the pepperoni and cheese turned out to be so fucking rancid, the Boys nearly puked.
The Boys also talk about the upcoming pro hockey season, and which NHL teams they’ll be supporting this year (though Bubbles may have ulterior motives for his fandom of the Edmonton Oilers). Julian and Bubbles make fun of Ricky’s trout shirt, and Ricky shares his number one cure for hangovers.
PLUS: Get learnt on bottle tokes by the master!
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Straight from the set of Trailer Park Boys Season 12, he offers his opinion on the best animals to guard his dope plants, shares some advice on marriage, and talks about the craziest mushroom trip that he has ever been on with Julian and Bubbles. He even answers a question from the King of Donair himself!
PLUS: Would he ever chop up bits of pepperoni and add them to his joint? What in the fuck?!
He tackles a wide range of topics, including a bunch of questions surrounding the events of Season 10 — does he keep in touch with Snoop Dogg? Could he beat him in another smoke-off? Does he want to fight Tom Arnold for stealing away Lucy? Speaking of Lucy, is he now on the dating scene?
He also discusses his childhood dreams. What did he want to be when he grew up? Ricky doesn’t just discuss his own aspirations — he also shares Bubbles and Julian’s career goals.
PLUS: Ricky reveals the most amount of pepperoni he’s ever eaten in a single sitting!
The brains of Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles are firing on all fucking cylinders on this week’s episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available on iTunes and Libsyn!
It could be the dope, or perhaps the DECENT selection of Brother’s pepperoni, but whatever the fuck it is, the Boys are operating on a different wavelength for this podcash. They’re coming up with ideas as wide-ranging as a reality show about concrete cars, to inventing a Bluetooth parasite that can control the movement of tuna. Holy fuck.
The Boys also wish a happy birthday to comedian Bruce McCulloch (and totally fuck up the math when trying to figure out his age), and they start working on a business plan to open their own version of “Bush” Gardens.
PLUS: If two men go grocery shopping together, are they gay? The Boys debate this and much more on the latest episode of the podcash, sponsored by TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!