Ricky has big musical dreams on the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available in audio form on iTunes and Libsyn! Inspired by a YouTube video of a chicken playing piano, Ricky figures it can’t be that hard and hopes to eventually be good enough to become a Shit Rocker.
But that’s not Ricky’s only professional aspiration. He’s also thinking about trying his hand at dentistry, after all, they’re basically just mechanics with teeth, and we know from Gettin’ Learnt with Ricky that he is handy with a power tool.
We also learn the origins of the phrase “Milk and Honey,” the difference between a spider and an octopus, and the invention of rum and coke.
The latest Trailer Park Boys Podcast is now available for free on iTunes and Libsyn!
Julian is off getting drunk celebrating the birthday of Ralph Macchio (at least, according to Ricky), so T and Rascal from the Roc Pile are filling in! Learn about T’s cross-Canada Sunnyvale Liquor Tour, and whether or not they’re still in touch with the J to the R-O-C.
Plus: Ricky claims he can shit out diamonds, and the gang discusses whether or not a porn-sniffing “horn dog” can actually detect computer porn.
The Boys are making a beer and they need your fucking help!
On the latest edition of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, the Boys announced that they’re working on releasing a nice, poundable lager in the very near future! The first step: designing a can that will kick the arses of all the other cans on the shelf!
Fuckin’ Randy. Bubbles is still out of town and he served up another guest host to replace him – the the crown prince of cheeseburgers himself!
Now available for an audio download on iTunes and Libsyn, Randy joins Ricky and Julian to talk about the importance of having goals in life. And Ricky has one big fucking goal — in order to succeed, he’s been training, and he invented the world’s first salt and vinegar mop.
In this episode, a low-pressure shit vacuum pulls Halifax radio personality Bobby Mac straight onto the couch with Lahey and Randy. Bobby tries some of Randy’s greasy French toast and offers a lesson on radio voice-overs.
This is a great opportunity to listen to SwearNet’s drunkest podcast on the go! Tell your cheap fucking non-subscribing friends to sample SwearNet with this podcast, and while you’re at it, rate Lahey and Randy on iTunes and tell those Apple dicks how much you love them!
The Boys are back with a poolside podcast and they smoked some FUCKED dope before this one. The Boys discuss the things that animals do that humans can’t, ideas for a new hairdo for Bubbles, and Ricky talks about the wonderful year that was 1948.
Plus – ever wonder what the arsehole kids called Bubbles on the playground? Now’s your chance to fucking find out!
Check out the audio version of this podcast on Monday on iTunes and Libsyn!