Wanna see a LEGEND in the flesh? Greasy fucking sweaty flesh, that is?! Randy’s Cheeseburger Picnic is on its way to ya next week, America – get your tickets now at leopresents.com before they all frig off! 🍔🇺🇸🍔
Who the fuck’s hungry?!! We’ve got a real treat for you at SwearNet today – check out the ultimate cheeseburger cookery class with celebrity chef Matty Matheson and Randy! Matty can’t wait to cook rappie pie for the Boys, but Randy has other ideas. So Matty demonstrates how to make the perfect cheeseburger… with super sex sauce!!
Make sure you tune into SwearNet.com on Wednesday, October 10 – top chef Matty Matheson heads to Sunnyvale to cook for the Trailer Park Boys! This week he’s gonna show you how to make the ultimate cheeseburger. Just one problem… his kitchen assistant is RANDY!
If that wasn’t awesome enough, Matty’s new book, ‘Matty Matheson: A Cookbook’ is out today!
This week’s Trailer Park Boys podHASH comes to you from a boat, in a canal, in Amsterdam! Ricky can’t wait visit every hash shop in town, Julian’s ready to romance the ladies in the Red Light District, and Bubbles ponders a canal bike-hauling business. The Boys also have some greasy plans for Randy…
Watch the latest Trailer Park Boys Podcast now at SwearNet.com, or listen to the podcast on Monday on iTunes, Spotify and all decent podcast apps!
On today’s special edition of Mailbag: Get stuffed with Pat as he reviews chicken almonds, Polish fudge, pork jerky and more Mailbag treats! Which pass Pat’s taste test, and which taste like shit? Click here to watch!
Got something for the Boys (and Pat) to wrap their greasy chops around? Send it to:
PO Box 38072 Burnside
Dartmouth NS B3B 1X2
And for fuck’s sake, make sure you label any package containing perishable food items – we don’t want fucking mouldy garbage juice all over the studio floor!
Lock up your cheeseburgers fuckers, Randy’s coming to town with his Cheeseburger Picnic show this fall! Many venues SOLD OUT last time, so make sure you grab your tickets now, for frig’s sake!
- 10/10 – Fargo – The Windbreak www.leopresents.com/event/1737162
- 10/11 – Sioux Falls – Bigs Bar www.leopresents.com/event/1737122
- 10/12 – Des Moines – Wollys www.ticketfly.com/purchase/event/1734666
- 10/13 – Columbia – The Blue Note www.etix.com/ticket/p/6162938
- 10/14 – Kansas City – Riot Room www.leopresents.com/event/1737121
- 10/16 – Madison – Majestic www.etix.com/ticket/p/5412216
- 10/17 – La Cross – Cavalier www.leopresents.com/event/1737115
- 10/19 – Erie – Basement Transmissions www.ticketfly.com/purchase/event/1736033
- 10/20 – Corning – Lando’s www.ticketfly.com/purchase/event/1736040
- 10/21 – Morgantown – 123 Pleasant Street www.ticketfly.com/purchase/event/1736044
- 10/23 – Attica – White Beetle Room www.ticketfly.com/purchase/event/1736050
- 10/24 – Rochester – The Bug Jar www.ticketfly.com/purchase/event/1736055
- 10/25 – Penn Yan – Silver Cafe www.ticketfly.com/purchase/event/1736056
- 11/6 – Parry Sound – Bobby Orr Community Centre cabinmedia.ca/buy-tickets/tickets/163
- 11/7 – New Market – Stellar Hall cabinmedia.ca/buy-tickets/tickets/164
- 11/8 – London – Cowboys cabinmedia.ca/buy-tickets/tickets/165
- 11/9 – Waterloo – Maxwell’s cabinmedia.ca/buy-tickets/tickets/166
- 11/10 – Guelph – Guelph Concert Theatre cabinmedia.ca/buy-tickets/tickets/167
- 11/11– Oshawa – Music Hall cabinmedia.ca/buy-tickets/tickets/168
Tell winter to FUCK OFF next March! Bubbles, Ricky, and Julian are hitting the high seas with some very special friends for a 4-day cruise to a private island in the Bahamas – and YOU’RE INVITED!! We’re parking the Shitmobile in Tampa, Florida and hitching a ride on the beautiful Norwegian Pearl from March 6-10, 2019, setting sail to crystally-clear Great Stirrup Cay, Bahamas.
We’ll also be bringing along RANDY, CORY & JACOB, TOM GREEN, BIF NAKED, DOUG BENSON, BUBBLES & THE SHITROCKERS, and more awesome guests to be announced!
Your new FLOATING PARTY PALACE, The Norwegian Pearl, awaits you with all the amenities and accommodations you need for smooth, drunk sailing. With a piss-free pool and hot tubs to chill in, multiple bars and lounges, a Julian-approved ‘Moneyvale’ casino, luxurious richey-type spa services, an ENDLESS supply of the best food you could ever fuckin’ eat… and MORE!!
CLICK HERE to register for the pre-sale, get priority booking, learn about flexible payment plans, and check out all the awesome shit we’ll be doing onboard!
On today’s Trailer Park Boys Podcast: Holy fuck, Ricky is WASTED on this fine 420 Day! The Boys try to remember all the crazy shit that happened on tour, and work out how many burgers Randy has driven into his gut. They also discuss Star Trek, the Red Baron, and why Ricky ended up in Mexico.
PLUS: Bubbles sings the Monty Python Lumberjack Song!
This episode of the podcash is brought to you by SwearNet.com (the ONLY place where you can watch the video version of the podcash), Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 Lager, and TrailerParkBoysMerch.com! The podcast will be available from Monday on iTunes, Spotify, and Libsyn!
On today’s Trailer Park Boys Podcast, Gutzilla’s in da house – Randy Bobandy joins today’s podcast! He and the Boys phone Burger King and attempt to get free cheeseburgers – by name-dropping celebs! And Ricky has a greasy confession about what he does at Bulk Barn… Is it the most awesomeist business idea he’s ever had? Or is it greasy as fuck?
This episode of the podcash is brought to you by SwearNet.com (the ONLY place where you can watch the video version of the podcash), Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 Lager, and TrailerParkBoysMerch.com! The podcast will also be available later TODAY on iTunes, Spotify, and Libsyn!
After learning about an ice cream that is approximately 500x the spiciness of Tabasco sauce, the Boys immediately jump to once conclusion: they need to drive it into an unsuspecting cheeseburger locker.
The Boys also discuss Elon Musk’s flamethrower, artist pigs, and fake piss.
PLUS: It’s the first week of Julian’s unauthorized Muscle Person of the Week contest – get a look at some buff stud muffins!
This episode of the podcash is brought to you by SwearNet.com (the ONLY place where you can watch the video version of the podcash), Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 Lager, and TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!