Time to get greasy on the latest Puppetry Fucketry Improv Hour! There’s some dirrrrrty moves this week as Robb, JP and Mike head to the Fucketry pet shop. Who’s gonna get their horn scraped, and who’ll end up with a turnip up their ass?
Tonight you’re gonna party!! Why? It’s Robb Wells’ BORNT DAY!!! The perfect excuse to get the liquor and dope in, slam some $8 (the good kind) chicken fingers on the grill, set off a coupla fireworks and get DRUNK AS FUCK! DRUNK AS FUCK! DRUNK AS FUCK!!
Not that we need an excuse to get drunk as fuck but fuck it, it’s a special day! 💚 🎉
The Boys have a fuckton of letters to get through on today’s Mailbag, but have a treat in store when they get to the ‘meat n pataters’!! They open packages from a Mailbag Hall-of-Famer, a Canadian rock legend, and a little green fucker!
Got a little sumthin’ for the Boys? Send it along to:
PO Box 38072 Burnside
Dartmouth NS B3B 1X2
IMPORTANT: Please mark your package as a ‘gift’ because we won’t be fucking paying the import duty and tax!!
Full of Fucked Puppet and Potato goodness – it’s the Puppetry Fucketry Improv Hour! Robb, JP ad Mike have a helluva challenge this week, as the fabric fuckheads do battle amongst the veggies!
Let’s get DRUNK AS FUCK and celebrate, today is Robb Wells’ Bornt Day!! 🥃🎂🌳
The Boys love getting free shit even fucking letters (well sort of). Watch as Mike, Robb and JP aka Edward Sword Hands open fan mail from all over the world. Hope the boys have lots of brown crayons because the cat holes are a winkin’! Plus Mike gets some DECENT coasters and I wonder who the pink scissors are for?!
Catch the full episode at https://www.swearnet.com/
Contest time, fuckers!! Caption this shot from the awesome Targa Newfoundland documentary, now airing at SwearNet.com. What the fuck is Robb saying to JP? Or JP saying to Robb? We don’t fucking know, that’s why we’re asking you!!
The winner gets a FREE MONTH of SwearNet access (if you’re already a member we’ll add it on to your subscription!) Post your caption in the comments section, and we’ll announce the winner when we can be fucked. Good luck, turtle jerkers!
In 2010, two men from Nova Scotia embarked on the toughest challenge of their lives – to compete in the gruelling Targa Newfoundland car race in a Porsche Cayman S. Would they make it to the finish line, or totally fuck it up? Follow Robb and JP’s Targa adventure at SwearNet in this hilarious and touching documentary filmed and produced by Motoring TV!
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