And herrrrre’s Episode 5 of your new favourite SwearNet show! This week: The shit-clouds are gathering over SwearNet Studios. Swearman’s in jail, the payroll pot is empty, and Mike’s blown $11k they don’t fucking have on cameras. But Robb has a secret plan to make some money…
Tag Archive for Robb Wells
Robb Wells is the comedy actor behind Ricky LaFleur, the hard-toking one-man-disaster ripping through Sunnyvale like a tropical earthquake! As well as Trailer Park Boys, Robb has starred in many other movies and shows, including The Boondock Saints, Beat Down, and animated comedy Archer.
Puppetry Fucketry – Greasy Porno Sex Moves
Time to get greasy on the latest Puppetry Fucketry Improv Hour! There’s some dirrrrrty moves this week as Robb, JP and Mike head to the Fucketry pet shop. Who’s gonna get their horn scraped, and who’ll end up with a turnip up their ass?
Happy Borntday Robb Wells!
Tonight you’re gonna party!! Why? It’s Robb Wells’ BORNT DAY!!! The perfect excuse to get the liquor and dope in, slam some $8 (the good kind) chicken fingers on the grill, set off a coupla fireworks and get DRUNK AS FUCK! DRUNK AS FUCK! DRUNK AS FUCK!!
Not that we need an excuse to get drunk as fuck but fuck it, it’s a special day! 💚 🎉
SwearNet Mailbag – Gimme an ‘R’
The Boys have a fuckton of letters to get through on today’s Mailbag, but have a treat in store when they get to the ‘meat n pataters’!! They open packages from a Mailbag Hall-of-Famer, a Canadian rock legend, and a little green fucker!
Got a little sumthin’ for the Boys? Send it along to:
PO Box 38072 Burnside
Dartmouth NS B3B 1X2
IMPORTANT: Please mark your package as a ‘gift’ because we won’t be fucking paying the import duty and tax!!
Now streaming at SwearNet – Me, Myself and… FUCK
Full of Fucked Puppet and Potato goodness – it’s the Puppetry Fucketry Improv Hour! Robb, JP ad Mike have a helluva challenge this week, as the fabric fuckheads do battle amongst the veggies!
Happy Bornt Day Robb Wells!!
Let’s all get DRUNK AS FUCK… DRUNK AS FUCK… DRUNK AS FUCK… and celebrate, as today is Robb Wells’ Bornt Day!! 🥃🎂🌳
Tuesday Tip from Ricky!
OK Ricky, what top Tuesday tip have you got for us this week? We hope it’s a fucking good one. Listen and learn, fuckers!!
Episode 33 – Three Shit Weasels
On today’s Mini Mailbag: The Boys get a “half licked” envelope, and get mushy over three shit weasels bornt in a basement. JP claims some dope flavoured candy canes, and an epic package has a good ole fashioned box inside a box!
Caption this and win a free month of SwearNet!
Contest time, fuckers!! Caption this shot from the awesome Targa Newfoundland documentary, now airing at SwearNet.com. What the fuck is Robb saying to JP? Or JP saying to Robb? We don’t fucking know, that’s why we’re asking you!!
The winner gets a FREE MONTH of SwearNet access (if you’re already a member we’ll add it on to your subscription!) Post your caption in the comments section, and we’ll announce the winner when we can be fucked. Good luck, turtle jerkers!
New at swearnet.com – Targa the Documantary
In 2010, two men from Nova Scotia embarked on the toughest challenge of their lives – to compete in the gruelling Targa Newfoundland car race in a Porsche Cayman S. Would they make it to the finish line, or totally fuck it up? Follow Robb and JP’s Targa adventure at SwearNet in this hilarious and touching documentary filmed and produced by Motoring TV!
Website – www.guideautoweb.com/en/videos/motoring-tv
Show Schedule – www.guideautoweb.com/en/motoring-tv/schedule
Twitter – @motoringtv