JP, Robb, and Mike receive their first-ever package from Germany on today’s episode of Mailbag, and holy fuck is it a doozy!
The package from Deutschland is dirty as fuck – it contains a number of sex toys for the Boys as well as something for Lucy’s “ass pussy”.
The Boys hear from regular contributor Rudi, a book of Jewish Comedy from New York, and a letter all the way from Bedford, Nova Scotia (which is a few minutes down the fucking highway from SwearNet Studios).
PLUS: The Boys get some DECENT t-shirts and hats from the dicks at Maritime Grime!
It’s time to get fucking serious on the Real Fucking Reality Show!
Pat Roach has his game face on, along with his classic SwearNet outfit, and he’s ready to test out the new green screen and news equipment that the Boys have set up for him. They’re not fucking around – they set up a virtual news studio, along with a teleprompter and one of those crane-swingy fucking camera things.
PLUS: Watch Pat warm up his swear cords, and get a glimpse of his pre-game meal.
Pat Roach joins JP, Mike, and Robb on the latest episode of Mailbag, and he kicks things off by getting high as fuck!
Pat receives some mail that was intended for The Jim Lahey Show (& Randy), and the Boys are asked to be a part of a Canada 150 memorabilia collection. They also receive an autographed John Garrett hockey card (the Boys didn’t really know who in the fuck he is, if you’re in the same boat, you can check his Wikipedia page here… he is a bit bigger of a deal than the Boys seem to realize).
Since Pat seems to be around the studio more and more, he has a request for you dicks: send HIM some shit to the Mailbag!
(here’s the address in case you stoned fuckers can’t find it on our website)
PO Box 38072 Burnside
Dartmouth NS B3B 1X2
We receive a shit-ton of goodies for the mailbag so please be patient if you send something in. If the package contains food or something perishable please indicate it on the package, we don’t want dirty fuckin’ garbage juice all over the studio!
It’s a bonus weekend episode of the Real Fucking Reality Show!
The Boys give Pat a performance review and they aren’t impressed with his weatherman work. Bed head, shitty t-shirt, fuck all for ‘extreme’ weather, the list goes on. Either do it right, or fuck off.
Pat defends himself and hits the road with a renewed sense of positivity.
JP, Robb, and Mike are back with the first SwearNet State of the Union of the new year, and holy fuck, she’s a doozy!
JP irons, while Madam Sunshine flirts with Mr. Box (the Boys are trying out new drugs). Along the way, we get updates about their current writing project, Bubbles and the Shitrockers, the Real Fucking Reality Show, and more!
Mike Smith gets his hair did on today’s episode of SwearNet’s State of the Union.
The Boys are ready to embark on their Christmas holidays but before they do, they update us on Pat Roach’s involvement in the Real Fucking Reality Show’s return, and they kinda sorta talk a little bit about their new top-secret project that they aren’t really allowed to talk about.
PLUS: Find out what the Boys have planned for their Christmas break!
The Boys are back in the bag (the Mailbag, mother fuckers)!
Robb, JP, and Mike sit in a VERY smokey Mailbag tent and open gifts from all over the world, including a swan card for Robb, some amazing art from a 14 year old fan, and a cock colouring book specifically sent for JP!
Watch Episode 11 – “You Stupid Pair of Cunts” right now!
The Boys are back for another State of the Union, and holy FUCK are Mike and Robb out of ‘er!
JP does his best to deliver the address on his own, and he drops some DECENT announcements on us, including:
- The status of Trailer Park Boys Season 12
- A new exciting-but-fucking-secret project
- The latest development in their Halifax bar business.
- When we can expect to see the next edition of Out of the Park.
PLUS: They (well, not ‘they’… mainly JP, because the other two dicks are fucked) talk about a plan to free up more time for a little website known as SwearNet.com!
The Boys narrowly escape an act of glittercock terrorism on today’s episode of Mailbag!
JP, Mike, and Robb are in a smokeless Mailbag tent (the episode is called “Edibles” – get it… they’re still high as fuck), and the “Help Us Decorate Sunnyvale” contest is in full swing! The Boys are looking for some shit to help decorate the set of Season 12, and they definitely received some contenders in this round, including a DECENT kitty wall-hanging, a houndstooth snuggie, and a Lahey-sized flask!
But it was a cock-sized poster tube filled with many tiny mini-cocks that caught the most attention!
Remember – the Season 12 decoration contest ends on May 31st, so get your shit in the mail ASAP! Click here for details. You can send your shit to the Mailbag at:
PO Box 38072 Burnside
Dartmouth NS B3B 1X2
Mike, JP, and Theresa Gold (played by Robb) are back with the latest SwearNet State of the Union!
The Boys are doing a fuckload of writing and editing these days – splitting duties between writing Season 12 and editing the second edition of Out of the Park. They’ve got a lot of other shit on the go too: they released GREA$Y MONEY for Android and iOS, they have an upcoming beer launch for Freedom 35 in Toronto, and the boys from Baker Boards just put out a DECENT video featuring Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles.
Plus: What the fuck is Sex Wars and why is it so popular in Japan?!