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Rum – Julian’s favourite drink! Two seconds of rum, two seconds of coke, and a coupla ice cubes. 

New on swearnet.com – Hospital Food

Chico holds his kidney and prepares to cook it

Some people lose a kidney and cry about it.  Not Chico.  On the latest episode of Offworld Cookery, he’s making the most of a medical emergency by cooking that fucking organ in a steak and kidney pie.

In their ode to hospital food, the OWC dicks are eating meals out of bed pans, chicken soup from piss jugs, and honing their surgery skills with a spirited and profane round of Operation.

GUEST-STARRING: Absinthe and cock rum.

New on swearnet.com – Full English Breakfast

The Offworld Coockery dicks head into the woods!

The Offworld Cookery dicks wake up bright and early in the middle of the forest and decide it’s time to throw together a proper English breakfast (though this fucking meal has enough rum and dope in it to pass as a Sunnyvale breakfast)!

Along with breakfast, the lads cleanse their face holes for your amusement, and abuse the legendary croissant, mocking its fucked continental origins.  We see how a sausage is made, and we catch a glimpse of an extremely dangerous-looking outdoor oven.

PLUS: What is an ‘unholy lasagna of the netherworld,’ and what does it taste like?!

Now on iTunes and Libsyn: In the Spirit of Liquor

Lahey is sampling the world's liquors

Take a trip around the world without leaving your liquor!  Episode 10 of The Jim Lahey Show and Randy is now available for free download on iTunes and Libsyn!

Join Mr. Lahey as he and renowned liquor scholar Dom Carlos explore the spiritual effects of the liquors of the world!  Randy’s Kitchen serves up a summertime burger delight, and we learn how to roll a pinner!

Stay tuned til the end – Lahey has a big fuckin’ surprise for Randers!

DEAR JULIAN: Send Us Your Goddamn Problems!

Get Julian's advice!

Julian’s ready to pour a few drinks and share some advice on an upcoming edition of Dear Julian.  Having trouble in your relationship?  Planning a grocery store robbery to get food for your friend’s wedding and need help with logistics?  You have problems, Julian has solutions.

Post your problems in the comment section below.  If you use his advice, that’s fine.  If you don’t, he really doesn’t give a fuck.

New at swearnet.com: Offworld Cookery comes to SwearNet!

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Forget Jamie Oliver, Nigella and those other culinary cocktarts – SwearNet is proud to present Offworld Cookery, a tragic (and hilarious) outdoor food spasm following a group of inebriated Northern English morons, and their attempts at cooking three-course meals in the wilderness.

In Episode One shivering shits Chico and Paul grapple with hot pork and mackerel to create a Hawaiian feast on the not-remotely-fucking-tropical Scottish island of Rum. The first episode is FREE to watch, so check it out now!