Why don’t ya go and pave your cave, Sam, ya fucking caveman!!
Sam Losco has run some greasy fuckin’ businesses over the years, from cut-price veterinarian (and bullet removal surgeon) to dentist and greasy porno star. He even set up as plastic surgeon, calling himself the ‘Botox King’. Fuck off Sam, all the botox in the world can’t disguise those fuckin’ cave lips!! #TPB20
What the fuck is that smellin’ I smell? It’s that greasy cave dweller Sam Losco! But he’s come bearing free booze and donairs, so the Boys let him in. So what the fuck does he want?! Also: Ricky figures out science!
‘Hey Sam, knock knock!’
‘Who’s there?’
‘Get off the stage, ya fucking idiot!’ #TPB20
