Christmas comes early as Randy brings a basket of gifts for Julian and Bubbles… or is it just a ruse to peek at Julian’s tits? Also: An argument about Spiderman, and Ricky’s Cape Breton vacation with Orangie!
Tag Archive for Sexian
‘Sexian’ is Jim Lahey’s nickname for the handsome, muscular mayor that is Julian. And he doesn’t fucking like it!
SwearNet Mailbag – Alpha Steel Muscle Man
Marvel at JP’s rippling muscles as he punches his way into more Mailbag goodies! Mike gets gouging with his new weapon, and there’s a SERIOUS candy stash! But what the fuck’s a Twizzler Summit?!
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New at swearnet.com: Ask Julian Fucking Anything
It’s time for Julian’s ASK ME FUCKING ANYTHING at SwearNet!
In Part 1 Julian answers fucked fan questions including how to get a “Sexian” body, what happened to his parents, and the secret to running a successful business.
In Part 2 he talks about his favourite bar, role models, breakfast, greasy fucking ghosts, and what he REALLY thinks about Jim Lahey!
Look out for more AMFAs at SwearNet next week!