Tag Archive for Sexian

‘Sexian’ is Jim Lahey’s nickname for the handsome, muscular mayor that is Julian. And he doesn’t fucking like it!

SwearNet Mailbag – Alpha Steel Muscle Man

Marvel at JP’s rippling muscles as he punches his way into more Mailbag goodies! Mike gets gouging with his new weapon, and there’s a SERIOUS candy stash! But what the fuck’s a Twizzler Summit?! 

Wanna send something to the Boys? Mail to:

Attn: Mailbag Swearnet.com Incorporated

PO Box 38072



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IMPORTANT: Please mark your package as a ‘gift’ because we won’t be fucking paying the import duty and tax!!


New at swearnet.com: Ask Julian Fucking Anything

Julian Trailer Park Boys - sexy!It’s time for Julian’s ASK ME FUCKING ANYTHING at SwearNet!

In Part 1 Julian answers fucked fan questions including how to get a “Sexian” body, what happened to his parents, and the secret to running a successful business.

In Part 2 he talks about his favourite bar, role models, breakfast, greasy fucking ghosts, and what he REALLY thinks about Jim Lahey!


Look out for more AMFAs at SwearNet next week!