Happy Fucketry Wednesday, fuckerrrrss!!! Are the Boys too damn high to operate their puppets this week? Plus, the giggly little freaks have a fucker of a dialogue challenge. Let’s visit the sex toy factory and find out who’s the biggest dildo!
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*Conky voice* Oh my Julian, my handsome Julian Patrick Swayze, you were so fucking sexy in Roadhouse, fucking Dirty Dancing…. *BANG*
SwearNet Mailbag – Come Together
Never mind the Bollocks, here’s SwearNet Mailbag! This week’s fuckin’ good haul includes sexy muscles, a Dancing Queen and three Dirty Dicks! Also: Who wants a race with Robb?!
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Puppetry Fucketry – Greasy Porno Sex Moves
Time to get greasy on the latest Puppetry Fucketry Improv Hour! There’s some dirrrrrty moves this week as Robb, JP and Mike head to the Fucketry pet shop. Who’s gonna get their horn scraped, and who’ll end up with a turnip up their ass?
Park After Dark – I’ll Romance The Fuck Outta You
On the latest romance-filled Park After Dark: Get ready to swipe right, ladies – Ricky’s got a sweet new shirt, and he’s looking to get naughty! But which dating app should he join? The Boys also discuss smoking mayonnaise, Lady Gaga, and the jinkety-janked six-legged dog. And find out why Ricky’s planning a time-travelling New Year’s party – in Siberia!
SwearNet Mailbag – One Elf Per Nerd
On this week’s feel-good-as-fuck SwearNet Mailbag: Mike’s gonna be in style at the beach with his sexy new swimsuit, and the Boys get into the mystical world of Magic: The Gathering. But can anyone figure out the fucking rules?!
New at SwearNet: Cheap Smokes’ Sexy Audition
This week, the Cheap Smokes girls audition a sexy young actor – what the fuck could possibly go wrong?
Kaitlin and Laura are now back at the SwearNet studio making more awesome Cheap Smokes comedy, so watch out for fresh new sketches in the coming weeks!
New at swearnet.com: Don’t dress up as sexy Donald Trump. Just fuckin’ DON’T.
Time for another fucked episode of Cheap Smokes at SwearNet! This week: Thinking of going to a fancy dress party as a hot dog, or sexy Donald Trump? Think again…
If you live in the Vancouver, BC area, make sure you catch one of Cheap Smokes’ LIVE comedy shows in February! Click here for details on dates and venues.
New at swearnet.com: Cheap Smokes gets SEXY
Holy shit, lock up your sons! And your liquor. And your bananas. Cheap Smokes are in the ‘hood!