Happy Fucketry Wednesday, fuckerrrrss!!! Are the Boys too damn high to operate their puppets this week? Plus, the giggly little freaks have a fucker of a dialogue challenge. Let’s visit the sex toy factory and find out who’s the biggest dildo!
Never mind the Bollocks, here’s SwearNet Mailbag! This week’s fuckin’ good haul includes sexy muscles, a Dancing Queen and three Dirty Dicks! Also: Who wants a race with Robb?!
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Time to get greasy on the latest Puppetry Fucketry Improv Hour! There’s some dirrrrrty moves this week as Robb, JP and Mike head to the Fucketry pet shop. Who’s gonna get their horn scraped, and who’ll end up with a turnip up their ass?
On the latest romance-filled Park After Dark: Get ready to swipe right, ladies – Ricky’s got a sweet new shirt, and he’s looking to get naughty! But which dating app should he join? The Boys also discuss smoking mayonnaise, Lady Gaga, and the jinkety-janked six-legged dog. And find out why Ricky’s planning a time-travelling New Year’s party – in Siberia!
On this week’s feel-good-as-fuck SwearNet Mailbag: Mike’s gonna be in style at the beach with his sexy new swimsuit, and the Boys get into the mystical world of Magic: The Gathering. But can anyone figure out the fucking rules?!
JP, Robb, and Mike receive their first-ever package from Germany on today’s episode of Mailbag, and holy fuck is it a doozy!
The package from Deutschland is dirty as fuck – it contains a number of sex toys for the Boys as well as something for Lucy’s “ass pussy”.
The Boys hear from regular contributor Rudi, a book of Jewish Comedy from New York, and a letter all the way from Bedford, Nova Scotia (which is a few minutes down the fucking highway from SwearNet Studios).
PLUS: The Boys get some DECENT t-shirts and hats from the dicks at Maritime Grime!
This week, the Cheap Smokes girls audition a sexy young actor – what the fuck could possibly go wrong?
Kaitlin and Laura are now back at the SwearNet studio making more awesome Cheap Smokes comedy, so watch out for fresh new sketches in the coming weeks!
Time for another fucked episode of Cheap Smokes at SwearNet! This week: Thinking of going to a fancy dress party as a hot dog, or sexy Donald Trump? Think again…
If you live in the Vancouver, BC area, make sure you catch one of Cheap Smokes’ LIVE comedy shows in February! Click here for details on dates and venues.
Holy shit, lock up your sons! And your liquor. And your bananas. Cheap Smokes are in the ‘hood!