No ‘shrooms or ecstasy in the Mailbag today Boys, but we’ve got kickass hot sauce and Japanese incense that smells like shit! Also: Chicken chips from Down Under!
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Whether it’s shithawks swooping, a shitnami raging, or the shit winds blowing through the trailer park, Jim Lahey has a shit analogy for everything!
John Dunsworth’s Dicshitnary is BACK!
Need more shit in your life? The LEGENDARY Dicshitnary by John Dunsworth is back! The definitive A-Z of scatological wisdom, puns and poetry written by the Wizard of Shit himself is now available to pre-order at johndunsworth.com!
“When the shit bird caws from the shit bird tree, never walk under and never look up”
New at swearnet.com – Halloween Death Prank
The trials and tribulations of the idiotic comedy duo Cheap Smokes continue with a brand new Cheap Smokes episode at SwearNet!! It’s all fun and games until your idiot roommate gets on your last nerve. Payback can be a bitch…!
New on swearnet.com – Dream a Little Liquor Dream of Me
The latest episode of Liquor Stories with James Lahey is a journey so deep into Lahey’s liquor brain that you may fear you will never return to your normal life.
After having a late-night “epissany,” Lahey wakes from a deep sleep and decides he needs to rush to SwearNet studios to record a late-night Liquor Stories to impart a mountain of shit-knowledge on the SwearNet audience.
No Chipper, no problem, Lahey can operate his own camera. He proceeds to launch into a dimly-lit magnum shit-opus of epic proportions. Old Man Liquor offers rules to live by, and his unstoppable train of thought is only interrupted twice – once for a phone call, and once for a mean fuckin’ swig of Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky.
New at swearnet.com: Ask Me Fucking Anything with Lahey – Part 2!
A bottle of Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky is no match for Lahey, the Ol’ Drunk Canadian Bastard.
In Part Two of Lahey’s Ask Me Fucking Anything, we go down the rabbit shit hole. Learn about Lahey’s views on adoption, and listen to him reminisce about his fondest memories. And so much fucking more!
Trailer Park Boys Season 11 On Set – Ask Lahey Fucking Anything!
Sunnyvale’s resident Shit Wizard, Jim Lahey, is ready to answer your questions for the next Ask Me Fucking Anything!
Wanna know Lahey’s opinions on world events, politics, art, music, or liquor? Post your questions in the comments section below, and watch out for his responses at swearnet.com in the coming weeks.
Good luck, shitsters!
New at swearnet.com: Laura’s skid mark problem
Today on Cheap Smokes: Ahhh, the warm afterglow of that perfect first date banging session. What could possibly go wrong…
Watch out for more outfuckingrageous Cheap Smokes comedy next Thursday!
Random SWEARCLIP of the Day: Pat Roach investigates shit Xmas toys
Looking for last-minute Christmas toys for the kiddies? Don’t buy THIS if you want a silent fuckin’ night!
See more of Pat Roach’s Extreme Fucking News & Weather reports at swearnet.com!
New at swearnet.com: NEW SHOW – Shit You Should Fucking Know
We’re pleased as fuck to announce a NEW SHOW at SwearNet! With the help of his slightly fucked assistant Peter, handyman Johnny teaches basic lessons about the Shit You Should Fucking Know how to do. Lesson 1 – quit being a pussy and learn how to start a fucking car!
New at swearnet.com: TPB 8.5 webisode 2 – Shit Shank
In today’s Trailer Park Boys 8.5 Bubbles finds himself with a major fucking problem! If he doesn’t help Lahey defend himself against Ricky, the Sunnyvale shit walkers are coming for him…
Ricky also shows us around his jail cell, and discusses his fascination with dinosaurs!