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“When the shit bird caws from the shit bird tree, never walk under and never look up”
The trials and tribulations of the idiotic comedy duo Cheap Smokes continue with a brand new Cheap Smokes episode at SwearNet!! It’s all fun and games until your idiot roommate gets on your last nerve. Payback can be a bitch…!
After having a late-night “epissany,” Lahey wakes from a deep sleep and decides he needs to rush to SwearNet studios to record a late-night Liquor Stories to impart a mountain of shit-knowledge on the SwearNet audience.
No Chipper, no problem, Lahey can operate his own camera. He proceeds to launch into a dimly-lit magnum shit-opus of epic proportions. Old Man Liquor offers rules to live by, and his unstoppable train of thought is only interrupted twice – once for a phone call, and once for a mean fuckin’ swig of Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky.
In Part Two of Lahey’s Ask Me Fucking Anything, we go down the rabbit shit hole. Learn about Lahey’s views on adoption, and listen to him reminisce about his fondest memories. And so much fucking more!
We’re pleased as fuck to announce a NEW SHOW at swearnet.com! With the help of his slightly fucked assistant Peter, handyman Johnny teaches basic lessons about the Shit You Should Fucking Know how to do. Lesson 1 – quit being a pussy and learn how to start a fucking car!