In the explosive final episode of SwearNet Studios Episode 1: After Mike takes some drastic action to save SwearNet, the crew celebrates with free drugs, booze and a singing Swearman. Nothing can go wrong now. Abso-fucking-lutely nothing…
And herrrrre’s Episode 5 of your new favourite SwearNet show! This week: The shit-clouds are gathering over SwearNet Studios. Swearman’s in jail, the payroll pot is empty, and Mike’s blown $11k they don’t fucking have on cameras. But Robb has a secret plan to make some money…
Fans are deserting the good ship SwearNet like shit rats, Robb’s in a rage about Road Rage, and Chipper’s about to get his ass fired. If only there was some kind of superhero who could fly in and save the day…
Pat Roach makes his epic return to SwearNet studios on the latest episode of the Real Fucking Reality Show!
In the last episode, Pat told the Boys over the phone that he has been busy working out, banging, and holding down a job. But Robb, JP, and Mike quickly learn that Pat’s been bullshitting them. Truth is, he’s been drinking, eating donairs, playing video games, and probably beating off most of the time.
So the Boys pitch an idea for Pat to both get out of his funk, and also create some create SwearNet content.
Mike eventually wants Pat back in the SwearMan suit, but he is met with resistance. Will we ever see SwearMan again?!
The Boys are busy as fuck and Christmas is around the corner, but SwearNet needs more fucking content so Mike fires up the cameras and resumes the Real Fucking Reality Show! Luckily, they’re going to have some help, in the form of Pat fucking Roach.
Mike dug out Pat’s old contract, and it turns out that foul-mouthed fucker owes the Boys six more months of work at SwearNet!
Can the Boys tear Pat away from his personal trainer? Will SwearMan return? Does Chipper actually get stoned at work? Tune into the Real Fucking Reality Show to find out!
Fucked up your holiday shopping and scrambling for last-minute gifts? Why not give a FUCK this Christmas and buy your loved ones SwearNet: The Movie! The DVD is in stores now, or you can download from iTunes at itunes.apple.com/us/movie/swearnet-the-movie/id940193946