On the latest Trailer Park Boys Jail Short: Bubbles gives Ricky a masterclass in chess for the jail tournament. Rule #1 – there’s no fucking dice in chess! It’s gonna be a long evening…
Catch the Helicopter of Love to the Airport of Heaven – Ricky Brown is here to save yo sorry asses with more divine wisdom and marriage advice! And which SwearNet viewer receives the Wrath of Ricky this week?
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Maybe ‘Closer To The Heart’ is closer to your heart ’cause you’re a big RUSH fan, or the greasy ‘Bible Pimp’ made you laugh your ass off. Did ‘Money Can Suck My Cock’ get your bird doin’ *that*? Did ‘Conky’ float your boat or should he fuck off back to the swamp? Do you love watching ‘High Definition Piss Jugs’ on your high definition TV?! We don’t fuckin’ know, so tell us!
There isn’t a right answer of course (they’re all awesome) – but ALL entries will be placed in the Sunnyvale Contest Piss Jug for a draw. We’ll announce three lucky winners next week!
Now streaming at SwearNet: It’s Thursday, it’s time for another Trailer Park Boys Jail Short – but is this the *whimper* fuckin’ end??! Ricky’s been to the infirmary and has some bad news to share with Julian and Bubbles… Check out the latest episode now – hopefully we’ll have another one next week?!
Welcome to fuckin’ Letterbag! This week, amazing studs Mike, Robb and Sir John Paul get a giggly high, a package from Hall of Famer Rudi, and JP gets another sexy t-shirt challenge. Plus: Hey, it’s Peter from Poland!
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Time to go back to con college for a new episode of Trailer Park Boys: Jail Shorts! Terry builds a sweet little house for his hash-hungry buddy, lil’ Rickey. Fuck’s sake Terry, ya softie! But like they say, home is the heart of the universe!
Robb, JP and Mike are right out of ‘er and ready for a new episode of Puppetry Fucketry at SwearNet! This week, three putrid puppets head to the graveyard for some stinky shit-talk. Who’s gonna come up smelling of roses? Place yer bets, fuckers!!
SwearNet Mailbag – better than Christmas! The Boys are in for a fucking treat this week, as they feast on Biggie chips and delicious liquor, and Mike and Robb get a badass new look. And what will JP do with his He-Man dinky?
Anyone for some fine-ass pulled pork? In today’s HUPPPliftment Hour sermon, find out why vegetarians are heading straight to Hell! Ricky also reveals what happened to Edith, and why his ‘consolation’ service got him into a heap of muthafucking trouble!