We’ve got some EXCITING AS FUCK news to share with ya – Terry and Trish are coming to SwearNet with an exclusive new show, TNT FUBAR!
Terry and Trish want to regain custody of their son Deano so they can afford to get divorced. Terry tries to become a professional manager for Calgary’s wrestling royalty the Harts, Shank’s swindles them to pay for his reno, Trish gets deep into a pyramid scheme and everyone learns home is where the hash is!
Watch out for more news soon… In the meantime, watch MORE TERRY HERE! AWOOOO!!!
Catch the Helicopter of Love to the Airport of Heaven – Ricky Brown is here to save yo sorry asses with more divine wisdom and marriage advice! And which SwearNet viewer receives the Wrath of Ricky this week?
Alright fuckers, wanna win a free year of SwearNet? Tell us your favourite episode of Trailer Park Boys – and why it’s the best!
Maybe ‘Closer To The Heart’ is closer to your heart ’cause you’re a big RUSH fan, or the greasy ‘Bible Pimp’ made you laugh your ass off. Did ‘Money Can Suck My Cock’ get your bird doin’ *that*? Did ‘Conky’ float your boat or should he fuck off back to the swamp? Do you love watching ‘High Definition Piss Jugs’ on your high definition TV?! We don’t fuckin’ know, so tell us!
There isn’t a right answer of course (they’re all awesome) – but ALL entries will be placed in the Sunnyvale Contest Piss Jug for a draw. We’ll announce three lucky winners next week!
Now streaming at SwearNet: It’s Thursday, it’s time for another Trailer Park Boys Jail Short – but is this the *whimper* fuckin’ end??! Ricky’s been to the infirmary and has some bad news to share with Julian and Bubbles… Check out the latest episode now – hopefully we’ll have another one next week?!