When puppets fall asleep, where do they go? To a fucked-up land of titties and poolside orgies, that’s where! Check out the penultimate episode of the Puppetry Fucketry Improv Hour!
Shhhh! This week, the puppets find themselves in the worst place to be spilling fucked-up secrets! Who’s going straight to Puppet Hell?
Only a few weeks to go before we find out who’s the 2021 Puppetry Fucketry Champion! Who do ya think’s gonna win?
On today’s Puppetry Fucketry Improv Hour, the pissed-up puppets take a trip down Memory Lane! Find out who got hiccups from ham, and who got turned on by a bouncing bicycle ass!
And most important of all – who is this week’s big fuckin’ LOSER?! The final showdown is approaching, so every point counts…
On the latest Trailer Park Boys Jail Short: Bubbles gives Ricky a masterclass in chess for the jail tournament. Rule #1 – there’s no fucking dice in chess! It’s gonna be a long evening…
Catch the Helicopter of Love to the Airport of Heaven – Ricky Brown is here to save yo sorry asses with more divine wisdom and marriage advice! And which SwearNet viewer receives the Wrath of Ricky this week?
Alright fuckers, wanna win a free year of SwearNet? Tell us your favourite episode of Trailer Park Boys – and why it’s the best!
Maybe ‘Closer To The Heart’ is closer to your heart ’cause you’re a big RUSH fan, or the greasy ‘Bible Pimp’ made you laugh your ass off. Did ‘Money Can Suck My Cock’ get your bird doin’ *that*? Did ‘Conky’ float your boat or should he fuck off back to the swamp? Do you love watching ‘High Definition Piss Jugs’ on your high definition TV?! We don’t fuckin’ know, so tell us!
There isn’t a right answer of course (they’re all awesome) – but ALL entries will be placed in the Sunnyvale Contest Piss Jug for a draw. We’ll announce three lucky winners next week!
Now streaming at SwearNet: It’s Thursday, it’s time for another Trailer Park Boys Jail Short – but is this the *whimper* fuckin’ end??! Ricky’s been to the infirmary and has some bad news to share with Julian and Bubbles… Check out the latest episode now – hopefully we’ll have another one next week?!
Welcome to fuckin’ Letterbag! This week, amazing studs Mike, Robb and Sir John Paul get a giggly high, a package from Hall of Famer Rudi, and JP gets another sexy t-shirt challenge. Plus: Hey, it’s Peter from Poland!
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Time to go back to con college for a new episode of Trailer Park Boys: Jail Shorts! Terry builds a sweet little house for his hash-hungry buddy, lil’ Rickey. Fuck’s sake Terry, ya softie! But like they say, home is the heart of the universe!