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The Beatles – the greatest fucking band of all time! Just ask Bubbles, he’s one of their biggest fans. All You Need Is Kitties!

Mailbag – Let’s Eat Mike

On today’s stuffed Mailbag: Fun times from Puerto Rico, more fackin’ questions from Rudi, and a big Beatles birthday blowout box for Mike!

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Now on iTunes and Libsyn – We Are the Champions…?

Ricky correctly pronounces "Jalapeno" for the first time in his life

The Boys have finally recovered from their Canada Day hangovers (and injuries, in Ricky’s case), and they’re bringing you podcash episode 101 from the front of Bubbles’ shed!  The video version was released last week on SwearNet.com, but the free audio cocksucker is now available on iTunes and Libsyn!

You might want to smoke a joint before you watch this one because holy fuck, the Boys get into some weird spacey shit when Bubbles takes Ricky and Julian down the rabbit hole with a conversation about the “Mandela Effect” – the totally fucked idea that some of us are from an alternate universe which combined with the current universe when they set off a big fucking particle collider despite Steven fucking Hawking’s warnings against it!

Yep, you’ll want some good dope for this.

PLUS: Ricky correctly pronounces a word that he has been struggling with for years!  But then… he fucks it up again.

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New on swearnet.com – We Are the Champions…?

The Boys do a podcast from the front step of Bubbles' shed!

The Boys have finally recovered from their Canada Day shit show and are bringing you this week’s podcash from the front of Bubbles’ shed!

Things get off to a good start when Ricky finally pronounces a word correctly, something that he’s been fucking up since he first tried pronunciating it.  Don’t worry, he fucks it all up, all over again.

In a discussion that is probably best understood while stoned, the Boys go down a spacey fuckin rabbit hole when they start talking about the Mandela Effect.  Some people claim that we exist in a an alternate universe and there are certain parts of pop culture that we are not remembering accurately because some big fucking particle collider fucked up a bunch of space and time bullshit and spawned a new reality.  Fire up some blades/hot knives (don’t burn yourself like Ricky), and try this quiz to see if you’re from the old universe or the knew one.

PLUS: Ricky says the Beatles are a lie, and he has proof.  Brace yourself.

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New on swearnet.com – Let’s Build a Liquor Cloud

Somehow, someway, Ricky and Julian survived a multi-ounce 4:20 celebration and they are alive for this week’s episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast.

Bubbles is the only clear-headed fucker at the table because he did his best to stay away from the dope-shitstorm that surrounded Ricky in the days leading up to April 20th.  Bubbles brings up some things that happened on this day in history, including the 1918 death of the Red Baron at the hands of a badass Canadian, and the first meeting of the Beatles and the Rolling Stones back in the 1960’s.

They also talk about the absolutely fucked 1989 movie featuring Donald Trump called Ghosts Can’t Do It, which explores the age-old Hollywood cliche of ghost sex!

PLUS: After learning about a very promising tequila invention in Mexico, the Boys wonder if they can create their own liquor cloud!

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New on swearnet.com – The Man About Town

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If you can see through the thick fucking dope smoke, you’ll love this week’s edition of Trailer Park Boys Podcast!  The Boys, especially Bubbles, get stoned as fuck this week.

The weed seemed to activate Ricky’s brain cells, as he actually comes out with some intellectually compelling questions about the earth’s crust and knighthood, but then dips back into the stupid when he ponders how grocery stores can have so many eggs available when it takes a chicken nine months to lay an egg.

The Boys chat about Wayne Gretzky’s stellar hockey records, and Bubbles brags about his prowess on the ice when he was a young dickhead.  But he changes the topic pretty quick when Julian asks him if he’d ever bang Gretzky.

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New on swearnet.com – The Sunnyvale Hat Trick

Bubbles shows Ricky a few tricks on the keyboard

If a chicken can play the keyboard, so can Ricky, right?!  Find out on the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, because Ricky got a fuckin’ keyboard at the pawn shop and Bubbles shows him a few tricks!

The Boys start the podcash by talking about how they spent Valentine’s Day.  They were all with ladies, but all in uniquely different ways.  Ricky found himself in the middle of what he calls a “hat trick” – he got in a fight, got in a car accident, and got banged.  I guess we can call that a Sunnyvale Hat Trick!

PLUS: It’s the Life Aquatic with Ricky, as he shows us a variety of sea creatures and explains the unique ways in which an octopus evades its predators.

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