Is shit constantly fucking up on you!? Life got you down!? Then let Pat Roach teach you how to approach life in a whole new way! His way! The Roach Approach!
Get a bikini on yer tits and swing yer hips, The Roach Approach is fuckin’ back, baby! Pat gives us his take on the latest news and events – and also treats us to his FUCKED Elvis impersonation!
Tune in LIVE Mon-Fri on the TPB/SwearNet app, or catch up later at SwearNet! Uhh-huh-huhhh thankyouverymuch… CUNT!!!
We’ve been asked ‘Where the fuck is The Roach Approach this week’? Don’t fucking worry! Pat will return ASAP but with COVID-19 numbers in Nova Scotia at their highest levels ever, the approach ‘The Roach’ is taking is to stay the fuck home this week! We’ll bring you more news as we get it.
In the meantime, check out The Roach Approach’s 40 glorious fuckin’ broadcasts, and relive Pat’s Irish frig dancing, Best Friend Day with Robb, JP and Mike, his appearance in a Super Mario game, and the return of fuckin’ SWEAR MAN!!
Beam us the fuck up Scotty, there’s a shitload of fun on the Starship SwearNet this week! Pat takes us where no twat has gone before on The Roach Approach, Rev. Ricky Brown gets soulful for tha Lord on the Upliftment Hour, there’s one Big Daddy of a parcel on Mailbag, Julian gets back into the piss game on Trailer Park Boys: Jail Shorts, Diagnosis is FUCKED on Puppetry Fucketry, and Bubbles has more bright ideas for his chip dust invention on Park After Dark!
Phew! We need a fucking drink.
Welcome to the 110 millionth edition of SwearNet Mailbag! This week, Robb’s so high he can’t read, Pat gets a sexy somethin’ for the Roach Approach, and there’s pepperoni cocks and moonshine all round! Also: What’s in the Big Daddy box?
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Missed last night’s motivational-as-fuck Roach Approach? Pat was on top form as he checked out some awesome national holidays, and motivated Robb and JP with some words of wisdom! We say wisdom, we mean a bunch of fucking SHIT! And *that* finale…!!! Join in the Irish-dancing cockfuckery HERE 🇮🇪
And watch out for another live broadcast VERY soon on the TPB/SwearNet app AS LONG AS PAT DOESN’T FUCK UP AGAIN
On the latest real-as-fuck Real Fucking Reality Show: What the fuck is that noise? Could it be thunder? Farts? Or could it be a soon-to-be-ex-news presenter, drunk as fuck with his greasy bag hanging out? Hmmm…
