After marvelling at Ricky’s super human dope abilities (somehow he is only 5/10 stoned while Julian is 10/10 baked), the Boys start to wonder about Ricky’s unique biological makeup. Bubbles supposes that Ricky has a third lung, and that his brain must be covered in years of resin. To satisfy Bubbles’ curiosity, Ricky draws up a contract to allow Bubbles to examine his brain after Ricky dies, for scientific purposes only – nothing sexy. Julian signs as a witness.
Ya know that perfect level of being stoned? Ricky achieved it on Friday as the Boys celebrated the launch of Season 11 on Netflix! The Boys are so excited about the new season, they’re giving away some authentic shit from Sunnyvale! Check out the contest page to learn how you could win a jar of Bubbles Pizza Sauce, a “Ricky’s Ball Hockey Camp” poster, and a rum glass straight from Julian’s cupboard!
PLUS: The Boys have a fucked-up conversation about Mr. Hockey, Mr. Sub, Mr. Lube, and a few other misters. For fuck sakes, leave Gordie Howe out of this, Boys!
Ricky has big musical dreams on the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available in audio form on iTunes and Libsyn! Inspired by a YouTube video of a chicken playing piano, Ricky figures it can’t be that hard and hopes to eventually be good enough to become a Shit Rocker.
But that’s not Ricky’s only professional aspiration. He’s also thinking about trying his hand at dentistry, after all, they’re basically just mechanics with teeth, and we know from Gettin’ Learnt with Ricky that he is handy with a power tool.
We also learn the origins of the phrase “Milk and Honey,” the difference between a spider and an octopus, and the invention of rum and coke.
The Boys are making a beer and they need your fucking help!
On the latest edition of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, the Boys announced that they’re working on releasing a nice, poundable lager in the very near future! The first step: designing a can that will kick the arses of all the other cans on the shelf!
Ricky’s pissed at his son-in-law… Jacob FUCKED OVER his car!
He might not be in the best of moods, but Rick’s sitting down at the table (hammer in hand) for the latest episode of The Trailer Park Boys Podcast. Bubbles has been getting great reviews for his hosting of the Sunnyvale Family Feud game show segment, so he’s cranking it up a notch with Sunnyvale Jeopardy.
Plus, the Boys debate the existence of aliens, what Julian and Ricky’s mothers looked like, and whether or not the Boys would bang David Copperfield (if they were women, of course).
Fuckin’ Randy. Bubbles is still out of town and he served up another guest host to replace him – the the crown prince of cheeseburgers himself!
Now available for an audio download on iTunes and Libsyn, Randy joins Ricky and Julian to talk about the importance of having goals in life. And Ricky has one big fucking goal — in order to succeed, he’s been training, and he invented the world’s first salt and vinegar mop.
Jim Lahey is drunk, on drugs, and he’s joining the podcast! With Bubbles away on a hot date, Julian is in charge, and he’s pumped. But Bubbles’ secret replacement turns out to be the drunk shit hawk of Sunnyvale, and he’s already two weed brownies and a bottle of miscellaneous liquor deep, before the show even fucking starts.
Listen to a rousing conversation about the drug/liquor schedule of Hunter S. Thompson, the friendly feeling that Liquormen’s whisky gives you, and learn the traumatic childhood event that caused Randy to be forever shirtless.