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It’s the greasiest podcast on the worldy pipe! Listen to the Trailer Park Boys Podcast on your favourite podcast app, or watch the video version at SwearNet.com. Winner of iTunes Podcasts of 2015!

Now on iTunes and Spotify – Gooses are Smart

The Boys cook up a plan to feed Randy some dangerously spicy ice cream on the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available on iTunes, Spotify, and Libsyn!

After learning about an ice cream that is approximately 500x the spiciness of Tabasco sauce, the Boys immediately jump to once conclusion: they need to drive it into an unsuspecting cheeseburger locker.

The Boys also discuss Elon Musk’s flamethrower, artist pigs, and fake piss.

PLUS: It’s the first week of Julian’s unauthorized Muscle Person of the Week contest – get a look at some buff stud muffins!

This episode of the podcash is brought to you by SwearNet.com (the ONLY place where you can watch the video version of the podcash), Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 Lager, and TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

New on swearnet.com – From Worse to Badder

Ricky tries to clean up a spill on the Trailer Park Boys Podcast

Holy fuck, the Boys should’ve worn rain jackets on this week’s episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast!  There are spills-a-plenty, and nothing is safe, not even Bubbles’ laptop!

But there was an upside to the numerous spills on the podcast – Ricky learned about absorption.  He came into Podcast 96 thinking that plastic was a suitable material for cleaning up spills.  After plenty of denial and error on this episode, he arrives at paper towel.

The Boys also discuss the Flat-Earther movement, comprised of fucking morons who think that the Earth is indeed flat, surrounded by an ice wall (to keep in the ocean water), and covered by a dome.  Well, you may or may not be surprised to learn that one of the three Boys on this podcast is a member of this fucking moronic movement, and his name rhymes with Dickey.

PLUS: If Randy “Macho Man” Savage’s bare balls and cock touched an old pair of his ring trunks, does that add value?

This week’s soaking wet episode of the TPB Podcast is brought to you by TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

 

New on swearnet.com – If It’s Broke, Don’t Fix It

Ricky describes what he would do if he was a sting ray

Cover your chair in bubble wrap, sit back, and enjoy the latest episode of the award-winning Trailer Park Boys Podcast, only on SwearNet.com!

It’s been 13 years since Ken Jennings began his legendary Jeopardy! winning streak, and Bubbles has dug up the original set of questions from the June 2, 2004 episode to see if Ricky and Julian can go toe-to-toe with Jennings!

They also celebrate the anniversary of the 1875 event in which Alexander Graham Bell got the fuckin’ ball rolling on the telephone (an invention still used to this day), and Ricky also tips his hat to some macaroni fuck who had something to do with the radio.

The Boys discuss Halifax apology beers, Ferrari vending machines, and surgical whales.  PLUS: If you’ve ever wondered how Ricky would behave as a sting ray, you’re in fuckin’ luck!

This episode of the podcash is brought to you by TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!  Buy our shit!

Now on iTunes and Libsyn: Ricky Signs Away His Brain

Ricky would like to make out with Julian's car

Julian bore witness to the “brain agreement” between Ricky and Bubbles, and now you can join him by downloading the latest Trailer Park Boys Podcast, free on iTunes and Libsyn!

Ricky signs away his brain to Bubbles for scientific research, after Bubbles supposes that people like Ricky and Tommy Chong probably have tons of resin and dope residue on their brains.  Ricky agrees to give Bubbles his brain upon his death, so long as there is no “sexy stuff” happening.  We wouldn’t want this to turn into an episode of Brain Fuckers.

The Boys discuss a random smattering of shit, including the threat that spiders pose to mankind, Chinese scam artists, dealing with judges, and a fuckload more.

PLUS: Exactly how much mental control do the Boys have over their nutsacks?

Episode 91 of the podcash is sponsored by the merch dicks at TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

New on swearnet.com – Ricky Signs Away His Brain

Ricky offers his brain to Bubbles

Ricky signs a contract to give his brain to Bubbles on the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast!

After marvelling at Ricky’s super human dope abilities (somehow he is only 5/10 stoned while Julian is 10/10 baked), the Boys start to wonder about Ricky’s unique biological makeup.  Bubbles supposes that Ricky has a third lung, and that his brain must be covered in years of resin.  To satisfy Bubbles’ curiosity, Ricky draws up a contract to allow Bubbles to examine his brain after Ricky dies, for scientific purposes only – nothing sexy.  Julian signs as a witness.

The Boys also discuss a completely fucked court transcript from the USA, in which a totally fucked defendant drives a judge totally insane by being a massive prick.  Ricky claims that the defendant stole a page right out of his playbook (a paper he wrote in jail, to be precise).

PLUS: The Boys ponder whether or not they’d be able to make out with a car for an extended period of time.

This episode of the podcash is brought to you by TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

Now on iTunes and Libsyn – Perfectly Contentedly High

Ricky worries that the camera dicks will portray him as an idiot in Season 11

Ya know that perfect level of being stoned? Ricky achieved it on Friday as the Boys celebrated the launch of Season 11 on Netflix! The Boys are so excited about the new season, they’re giving away some authentic shit from Sunnyvale! Check out the contest page to learn how you could win a jar of Bubbles Pizza Sauce, a “Ricky’s Ball Hockey Camp” poster, and a rum glass straight from Julian’s cupboard!

PLUS: The Boys have a fucked-up conversation about Mr. Hockey, Mr. Sub, Mr. Lube, and a few other misters. For fuck sakes, leave Gordie Howe out of this, Boys!

Episode 86: “Perfectly Contentedly High” is now available for free in audio form on iTunes and Libsyn. This episode of the TPB Podcast is brought to you by the merch dicks at TrailerParkBoysMerch.com! 

Now on iTunes & Libsyn – If a Chicken Can Do It, Can Ricky?

Ricky tells Bubbles and Julian that he could be a dentist

Ricky has big musical dreams on the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available in audio form on iTunes and Libsyn!  Inspired by a YouTube video of a chicken playing piano, Ricky figures it can’t be that hard and hopes to eventually be good enough to become a Shit Rocker.

But that’s not Ricky’s only professional aspiration.  He’s also thinking about trying his hand at dentistry, after all, they’re basically just mechanics with teeth, and we know from Gettin’ Learnt with Ricky that he is handy with a power tool.

We also learn the origins of the phrase “Milk and Honey,” the difference between a spider and an octopus, and the invention of rum and coke.

Podcash episode 80 is brought to you by the merch dicks at TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

New on swearnet.com – Predictions for 2017

The Boys are making predictions for 2017

Holy fuck Ricky’s been hard into the liquor-nog for seven straight days and he is NOT in good shape, judging by what he was doing with the Shit Sucker 3000 on the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast!

On their New Year special, the Boys make predictions about 2017, debate the bangability of alien chicks, and consider the best way to get your cock ripped off.

Plus: Ricky might soon have a new party trick, that will involve Julian and Bubbles flipping a coin!

Episode 74 is brought to you by the official Trailer Park Boys Merch Store (which has some DECENT Boxing Week deals) and Neat ‘King Bee’ microphones!

Now on iTunes and Libsyn: The Boys are Making a Fucking Beer!

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The Boys are making a beer and they need your fucking help!

On the latest edition of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, the Boys announced that they’re working on releasing a nice, poundable lager in the very near future!  The first step: designing a can that will kick the arses of all the other cans on the shelf!

CLICK HERE TO VOTE FOR YOUR FAVOURITE LABEL!

There’s only one problem: Ricky’s fucking pissed because he didn’t know about the beer deal, and he’s bound and determined to create a label himself.

You can watch the video version on SwearNet.com, or if you’re a cheap fucker, you can listen to the audio version for free on iTunes and Libsyn!

Episode 63 is brought to you by the Official Trailer Park Boys Store, and Neat ‘King Bee’ microphones!

New on swearnet.com – Who in the Fuck is Bubbles Trebek?

Ricky, Julian and Bubbles play Jeopardy on the Trailer Park Boys Podcast!

Ricky’s pissed at his son-in-law… Jacob FUCKED OVER his car!

He might not be in the best of moods, but Rick’s sitting down at the table (hammer in hand) for the latest episode of The Trailer Park Boys Podcast.  Bubbles has been getting great reviews for his hosting of the Sunnyvale Family Feud game show segment, so he’s cranking it up a notch with Sunnyvale Jeopardy.

Plus, the Boys debate the existence of aliens, what Julian and Ricky’s mothers looked like, and whether or not the Boys would bang David Copperfield (if they were women, of course).

Episode 59 is brought to you by the Official Trailer Park Boys Store, and Neat ‘King Bee’ microphones!