Martina here… I’m so sorry yous have to witness this absolute gong show. If Cheryl drives us insane, I can’t even imagine what yous go through listening to her fuckin shenanigans. Not to mention the bitchy hockey moms, hamster funerals, and Kandace!
Cape Breton’s finest Tracy & Martina are in the trailer, and they’ve brought the Boys a scrump-dilly local delicacy! They shoot the shit about Canadian accents, Tracy’s fucked deer disaster, and give the Boys a quick-fire question round. The gals also chat about their new SwearNet shows, Dirty Deeds and Shootin The Shit!
Hi huns, it’s Tracy and welcome back… in this episode, photographer John Ratchford gets in contact with Brandi Lynn AGAIN! Martina’s sister Beverly spoils Tracy and Claxton’s joint Christening, and justice is served when Beverly and Anne hop on a plane to the States.
Ya hi it’s Martina… K so this episode just goes to show you how fucked up things can get when you have a family filled with lunatics. Especially when your shitty older sister claims she’s holier than you!
Hiya huns! It’s your girls Tracy and Martina, bringing you gossip and rip-roarin’ advice, podcast-style! Grab a brew (or a liquor drink, we won’t judge), and get the latest on Martina’s happy crosswalk calamity, and Tracy’s drive-thru drama! Plus: What are the girls Flippin’ out at this week? And how much is too much for a Honda Civic?
It’s the final episode of Dirty Deeds Season 1 – noooo!! We hope to see Tracy & Martina again real soon, but in the meantime you’re gonna see a LOT of Tracy’s mom…
Tracy’s mother Roxy had been takin dirty pictures of herself for years, ever since her waitressing days. I’m surprised they finally got leaked, too funny! I love Roxy, she’s a riot but Tracy was mortified when she fount out that not only was her Mother all over the internet flauntin her bombs, but she she had a secret boy toy that Tracy knew all too well…
Tracy here, and I don’t even know what to say about this episode. Nanny Carla and her “grandson” Dustin are dysfunctional as fuck. When Carla’s dog Missy went M.I.A. she called us goin on like a nut sayin that she needed someone to go find it. I could’ve cared less to go look but Martina convinced me, at least we got paid decent.
Just how fuckin’ dumb is Dustin? Watch Tracy & Martina now at SwearNet!