Alright fuckers, wanna win a free year of SwearNet? Tell us your favourite episode of Trailer Park Boys – and why it’s the best!
Maybe ‘Closer To The Heart’ is closer to your heart ’cause you’re a big RUSH fan, or the greasy ‘Bible Pimp’ made you laugh your ass off. Did ‘Money Can Suck My Cock’ get your bird doin’ *that*? Did ‘Conky’ float your boat or should he fuck off back to the swamp? Do you love watching ‘High Definition Piss Jugs’ on your high definition TV?! We don’t fuckin’ know, so tell us!
There isn’t a right answer of course (they’re all awesome) – but ALL entries will be placed in the Sunnyvale Contest Piss Jug for a draw. We’ll announce three lucky winners next week!
Twenty years ago the documentary camera dicks came to Sunnyvale. And you know what they say, what comes around is all around! Celebrate with Ricky, Julian, Bubbles, and Randy and watch FIVE HOURS of the most fucked 20th anniversary marathon ever streamed! There’s booze, weed, ladies, special guests and some BIG announcements… and a fucker that crashed into a pole and took out our friggin’ internet!!
It was 20 years ago today… Yep, on 22 April 2001, the Showcase channel in Canada aired the very first episode of Trailer Park Boys – ‘Take Your Little Gun And Get Out Of My Trailer Park’. Not sure if any cocksucker watched it! But the cameras kept following the Boys, and within a few years the show became a Canadian TV fuckin’ SENSATION! And then the adventures of Ricky, Julian, Bubbles, Lahey and the Sunnyvale residents were unleashed across the planet of the Earth – and things got really fucky!
Twelve seasons, three major movies, countless specials, the Animated Series, SwearNet, podcasts, TPB: Jail… holy fuck boys, she’s got more steam than the Swayze Express! And we got to hang out with some amazing stars, including Snoop Dogg, Tom Green, Tommy Chong, Jimmy Kimmel, Josh Homme, the Jackass crew, Rita MacNeil, Jay Baruchel, Nathan MacKinnon, and even RUSH… the list goes on!
None of this awesomeness would be possible without our loyal TPB fans, THE BEST FUCKING FANS IN THE WORLD! And to celebrate, we’ve got a fuck-ton of exciting stuff coming during 2021, including a BIG LIVE party on TPB/SwearNet app TODAY at 12pm EST (give or take a fuckin’ hour, Randy’s “helping”…)
Here’s to 20 more years of Sunnyvale Trailer Park!
Terry’s back in this week’s Trailer Park Boys Jail Short! While he shows the camera crew some badass fitness moves, he discovers a secret. Has he found freedom… or something else? Watch now at SwearNet and the TPB/SwearNet app!
Parties in jail are the best fuckin’ parties! On the latest Trailer Park Boys Jail Short, there’s a big surprise for Bubbles, with cake, chips and condom balloons. But Ricky has one more treat… prepare for takeoff!
Randy knocked it outta the park on this week’s Park After Dark, creating the mouth-and-ass-watering April Fools’ Day Fuck Around Burger – and we want to see YOUR attempt! Get in the chicken fingers, pepperoni, onion rings and bacon to create your own delicious burger, upload a photo to your favourite social media fucking thing, and tag it #fuckaroundburger. Vegetarian or vegan? Just substitute some tasty non-meat alternatives and get creative as fuck. We’ll share our favourites next week, and the most scrump-dilly pics will win a free year of SwearNet.com!
This is Randy’s masterpiece. DEEEEfuckingLICIOUS!!!
You thought Trailer Park Boys: Jail was over did ya? Nope!! Ricky, Julian and Bubbles are still in jail and the shitshow continues! This week, a shitstorm’s a-brewin’ over one of Ricky’s most beloved foods – chicken fingers. When is a chicken finger not a chicken finger? When it’s a fuckin’ chicken nugget, that’s when!