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Listen to the Trailer Park Boys Podcast on your favourite podcast app, or watch the video version at SwearNet.com. 

New at swearnet.com – Tanned Weiner and The Hot Summer Sun

On this week’s Trailer Park Boys Podcast: it’s officially fucking SUMMER!! To celebrate, the Boys debate the best ever summer anthem. Julian’s latest greasy money grab involves flying to Romania for an undisclosed amount of time (what in the FUCK?!), and Bubbles makes a prediction about the future of sex dolls!

What’s your favourite summer song – can you think of better ones than Julian’s shitty suggestions?!

New on swearnet.com – We’ve Been Drinking for Six Days

The boys have been drinking for six days

Well we’re not sure why we even turned the cameras on for the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast.

Everyone is completely fucked after (presumably) New Year’s Eve celebrations got out of hand.  Bubbles claims that he, Ricky, and Julian have been drinking for six fucking days, and by the looks of things, he’s telling the truth.

The only person in high spirits is Randy (or Smokey), who has a bag full of burgers and a fist full of cash after hooking like crazy for New Year’s.

We’ll be honest, not a lot happens in this one, at least until Ricky enters 2018 with a BANG!

This episode of the podcash is brought to you by SwearNet.com (the ONLY place where you can watch the video version of the podcash), Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 Lager, and TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

Now on iTunes and Libsyn – Dope Is the Fountain of Youth

Bubbles is checking out Julian's chest

Ricky divulges the secrets of eternal life on latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available on iTunes and Libsyn!  

It’s Episode 118, but the Boys are fucked and think it’s Episode 119, which happens to be the age that Ricky would like to live to.  When he turned 19, he decided he’d like to live exactly 100 more years.  How does he plan to live that long?  Dope.

The Boys talk about whether or not Japan and China are their own countries, horse-molesting aliens, and why our society needs to repeat the Great Hunt of 1454.

PLUS: Julian’s pectorals – implants or 100% organic beef?  Find out on this week’s podcash!

This episode of the podcash is brought to you by SwearNet.com (the ONLY place where you can watch the video version of the podcash), Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 Lager, and TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

 

New on swearnet – HELLoween

The Boys are drunk and stoned for Halloween

It’s that time of the year again, when the Boys get drunk and high and celebrate Halloween!  The set is decorated, the Boys are primed, and the pumpkins are ready to be carved on this week’s special episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast!

Ricky dresses as the Stanley Cup, complete with an ice-and-beer-filled cup on his head.  Meanwhile, both Bubbles and Julian dressed as Jason, which supremely pisses Bubbles off because he “called” dressing as Jason.

The Boys share some fun facts about Halloween, including the fact that it is held on the same day, every year.  Julian gets us learnt on Sting starting the Jack-O-Lantern, and then the Boys carve their own pumpkins.

PLUS: Why in the fuck does Ricky want to be a lobster?!

This episode of the podcash is brought to you by SwearNet.com (the ONLY place where you can watch the video version of the podcash), Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 Lager, and TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

New on swearnet.com – Pecker vs Beaver

Bubbles flips off Julian

The Boys are pitting woodpeckers vs beavers on the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast!

Ricky imagines the amount of damage he could do as a furious woodpecker, including but not limited to destroying the entire electrical grid of New York City.  The Boys wonder if a beaver would be more effective, but Bubbles warns that some beavers are harvested for their cherry-flavoured arseholes.

The Boys also invent a wonderfully new fucked game called “Bush or No Bush” and try to figure out whether or not David Duchovny is shaved clean or perhaps has a little stubble.  And what about Barbara Bush?  Bush or no bush?

Julian gives the gift of The Jim Lahey Show (and Randy) lighter leashes, in the form of giant fucking boxes for Ricky and Bubbles.  Ricky was excited at first, because he used to rock the lighter leash look.  But once he learned that it was official merchandise for Lahey and Randy’s SwearNet talk show, he nearly flipped the fuck out.

This episode of the Canadian Comedy Award’s TOP PODCAST is brought to you by SwearNet.com (sign up for only $4.20), Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 Lager, and TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

New on swearnet.com – My Concrete Car

The Boys filming a podcast

Maybe it’s the DECENT food selection on this week’s episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, maybe it’s the dope, whatever it is, the Boys’ brains are really fucking cooking today!

After taking some shit about the food selection last week, the SwearNet dicks sprung for some good shit this week, including Brother’s, the king of Nova Scotian pepperoni.  The snacks are fuelling the creative process big time, with the Boys coming up with ideas for a reality show about concrete cars, growing dope at Legoland, and opening up their own version of “Bush” Gardens.

They also wish Kids in the Hall alumni Bruce McCulloch a happy birthday, and get into a pretty fucked up conversation about controlling tuna with Bluetooth parasites.  Yes, you’re not tripping on mushrooms, you read that correctly.

This fucked up episode of the podcash is brought to you by TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

 

Now on iTunes & Libsyn – The Man About Town

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Holy FUCK the Boys are baked for this one!  This stoned-as-fuck episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast is now available for fucking free on iTunes and Libsyn!

The dope really gets Bubbles going, as he launches into a Conky-esque shit storm with a kilted doll, and Ricky nearly destroys the fucking thing.

The Boys have a stoned chat about a wide range of fucked topics, including expensive Cheetos, Wayne Gretzky (and whether or not Bubbles would bang him), female knights, and the Beatles.

PLUS: The dope seems to activate Ricky’s brain cells, and he launches into a deep scientific discussion about the Earth’s crust!

Episode 82 is brought to you by TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

Now on iTunes & Libsyn – The Life Aquatic with Ricky

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It’s a bonanza of keyboards, Valentine’s Day, and marine life on the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available in audio form on iTunes and Libsyn!

After discussing how they spent their Valentine’s Day (Ricky had a Sunnyvale Hat Trick – he got in a fight, got in a car accident, and got banged), the Boys chat about more ways to make money, with Julian thinking about becoming a bed-warming pimp cuddler.

Ricky busts out a new keyboard he got at the pawn shop, and Bubbles shows him some DECENT tips and tricks to help Ricky catch up to the piano-playing chicken.  Ricky doesn’t stop there – he also tests his vocal skills by singing some Beatles!

PLUS: Ricky shows us how the brilliant octopus avoids predators via self-decapitation!

Episode 81 is brought to you by TrailerParkBoysMerch.com, which has some DECENT clearance sales happening while supplies last!

New on swearnet.com – Cheers to 20-fuckin-16!

Ricky and Julian have a toast to 2016

Many of you cocksuckers are quick to point out that 2016 was a whore of a year that you’d like to forget.  Well hold your fucking horses, because Julian and Ricky would like to take a minute and reminisce about how awesome the Trailer Park Boys Podcast was in 2016!

It did win the Canadian Comedy Award for best podcast, in case you fucking missed it!

The Boys are pretty fucked after partying so hard during the 21 days of Christmas, and Bubbles is away in a cabin in the woods, but Ricky and Julian still manage to take a look back at the podcash year that was.  Chipper managed to put down his new Christmas vaporizer long enough to put together some clips of the coolest musicians and celebs that joined the podcast, and he even put together a montage of the dick guests (we’re looking at you, Lahey, Randy, Cory, and Jacob).

They also set the stage for the coming year, with Julian hoping to get more ladies on the show, and Ricky studying hard so that he can win 7/10 of all quiz games on the podcash!

Episode 75 is brought to you by the official Trailer Park Boys Merch Store (which has FREE shipping this weekend) and Neat ‘King Bee’ microphones!

Now on iTunes and Libsyn – Johnny Reid Fires it up!

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DECENT musician Johnny Reid joins the Boys on the latest Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available for fucking free on iTunes and Libsyn!

Johnny talks with the Boys about the language differences he encountered when he moved to Canada from Scotland, and he mentions “Lick a Chick” – a Canadian restaurant with an absolutely fucked name.

The guitar comes out (along with Bubbles’ ukulele) as Johnny plays the tune that he wrote that eventually because a huge fucking hit for the legendary Joe Cocker.

Episode 71 is brought to you by the Official Trailer Park Boys Store, which has tons of DECENT Christmas deals, and Neat ‘King Bee’ microphones!

The audio podcash is free, but if you want to see it in its full video glory, head to SwearNet.com right now, you cheap fucker!