Tag Archive for Valentine’s Day

Chicken and banging, or a meeting behind the muffler shop? Valentine’s Day in Sunnyvale Trailer Park is GREASY!

New on swearnet.com – Matt Mays, on the Liquor

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Matt Mays sits with Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles

Nova Scotian rocker Matt Mays joins the Boys on the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast!

Matt mixes himself a stiff rum and coke and talks to the Boys about his most recent album, Once Upon a Hell of a Time, and shares the story behind the DECENT name.  He also talks about how fucking excited he is to play the legendary Massey Hall in Toronto, on May 4th (or “Matt Mays the 4th be with you”).

Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles share stories about their Valentine’s Day, Bubbles comes up with a DECENT DJ name for himself, and Ricky considers a flame-able new drink.

PLUS: Julian’s Muscle Person of the Week video is EXTRA greasy.  Greeee-he-he-heasy.

This episode of the podcash is brought to you by SwearNet.com (the ONLY place where you can watch the video version of the podcash), Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 Lager, and TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

Spread the #TPBLove for Valentine’s Day

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With love from Sunnyvale Trailer Park

It’s that time of year again! Sweet empowered chicken dates, Dirty Dancing on the TV and (hopefully) banging behind the muffler shop! To celebrate Valentine’s Day 2018, we want you to make your own Trailer Park Boys Valentine’s Day memes, and share them on social media using the hashtag #TPBlove. 

We’ll give away one of our brand new TPB rolling trays to our favourite meme maker! 

Trailer Park Boys rolling tray

Here’s some inspiration from fan-made memes from past Valentine’s Day contests!

Will you be Julian's Valentine? Randy Bobandy's got some love for ya! Wanna hang out with Cory and Trevor this Valentine's? Bubbles is frisky as fuck!

 

Now on iTunes & Libsyn – The Life Aquatic with Ricky

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It’s a bonanza of keyboards, Valentine’s Day, and marine life on the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available in audio form on iTunes and Libsyn!

After discussing how they spent their Valentine’s Day (Ricky had a Sunnyvale Hat Trick – he got in a fight, got in a car accident, and got banged), the Boys chat about more ways to make money, with Julian thinking about becoming a bed-warming pimp cuddler.

Ricky busts out a new keyboard he got at the pawn shop, and Bubbles shows him some DECENT tips and tricks to help Ricky catch up to the piano-playing chicken.  Ricky doesn’t stop there – he also tests his vocal skills by singing some Beatles!

PLUS: Ricky shows us how the brilliant octopus avoids predators via self-decapitation!

Episode 81 is brought to you by TrailerParkBoysMerch.com, which has some DECENT clearance sales happening while supplies last!

New on swearnet.com – The Sunnyvale Hat Trick

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Bubbles shows Ricky a few tricks on the keyboard

If a chicken can play the keyboard, so can Ricky, right?!  Find out on the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, because Ricky got a fuckin’ keyboard at the pawn shop and Bubbles shows him a few tricks!

The Boys start the podcash by talking about how they spent Valentine’s Day.  They were all with ladies, but all in uniquely different ways.  Ricky found himself in the middle of what he calls a “hat trick” – he got in a fight, got in a car accident, and got banged.  I guess we can call that a Sunnyvale Hat Trick!

PLUS: It’s the Life Aquatic with Ricky, as he shows us a variety of sea creatures and explains the unique ways in which an octopus evades its predators.

Episode 81 is brought to you by TrailerParkBoysMerch.com, which has some DECENT clearance sales happening while supplies last!

 

Create your own #TPBvalentine and win!

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Create your own Trailer Park Boys valentine!

Sunnyvale can be a sexy goddamn place to live, and it’s time you shared that sexiness with your special someone!

Stop wasting your fucking money on Valentine’s Day cards and make your own e-Valentine using TrailerParkBoys.com’s greasy new meme generator!

  1. Click here to go to the meme generator.
  2. Choose from the four Valentine’s Day pictures on the left — a sultry bow-tied Randers, Red Light District Bubbles, Sexian, or one of the longest-lasting couples in Sunnyvale, Randy and Mr. Lahey!
  3. Slap your personalized greasy message of romance on the cocksucker.  You can move the text left, right, up, and down.
  4. Once you’ve finished your Valentine and the mawfk is looking perfect, share the whore on social media using the hashtag #TPBvalentine so we can find the prick.

The Boys and the dicks at SwearNet will pick our favourite #TPBvalentine and the winner will receive a flask gift set showcasing the purest love there is – the love between a man and his cheeseburger!

Fuck off, you got work to do!  The contest ends at midnight EST on Wednesday, February 15th!A Randy loves cheeseburgers flask set including shot glasses and a funnel