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New on swearnet.com – Ricky Answers Fucking Anything, Part 2

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Ricky is tired and pissed off but we gave him a joint so he’s back with another Ask Me Fucking Anything from the set of Season 12!

He tackles a wide range of topics, including a bunch of questions surrounding the events of Season 10 — does he keep in touch with Snoop Dogg?  Could he beat him in another smoke-off?  Does he want to fight Tom Arnold for stealing away Lucy?  Speaking of Lucy, is he now on the dating scene?

He also discusses his childhood dreams.  What did he want to be when he grew up?  Ricky doesn’t just discuss his own aspirations — he also shares Bubbles and Julian’s career goals.

PLUS: Ricky reveals the most amount of pepperoni he’s ever eaten in a single sitting!

Click here to watch Part 1 of Ricky’s AMFA from last week!

Toronto: Get Ready for a Taste of Freedom!

Freedom 35 is finally on the horizon!  The scrum-dilly lager has already been popping up in liquor stores across Canada, ahead of its official launch in Toronto on April 27th.  Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles will be at the Queen’s Quay LCBO branch on April 27th from 12pm til 3pm, signing autographs and taking photos.

The easy-drinking brew was developed by beer genius Paul Dickey and North American Craft, and early reviews indicate that she’s a DE-HEEE-HEEEECENT lager!  But we want to hear from you – please Tweet or Instagram us a photo of you enjoying a cool one with the hashtag #TPBFreedom35!

 

Now on iTunes and Libsyn – A Greasy Look at 2016!

Ricky and Julian toast to 2016

With Bubbles away on vacation (courtesy of Christmas-grinch-dick Julian), Ricky and Julian are ready to leave behind the hard boozing of the 21 days of Christmas.  The Boys are spending some time looking back at the great podcash moments of 2016 on the latest edition of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast – now available for free in audio form on iTunes and Libsyn!

There were many great highlights in 2016, with DECENT guests such as Ron Sexsmith, Scott Thompson, and Verne “Mini Me” Troyer!  There were also some lowlights, with shitty fucking guests like Lahey, Jacob, Randy, and Gorilla Fingers.

Plus: Ricky tries out the new art set he got for Christmas!

Episode 75 is courtesy of the official Trailer Park Boys Merch Store and Neat ‘King Bee’ microphones!

Now on iTunes and Libsyn – Mr. Lahey Hates Halloween!

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The Halloween episode of The Jim Lahey Show and Randy is now available for free download on iTunes and Libsyn!

Randy is pumped for Halloween, and he even has a special spooky burger ready for Randy’s Kitchen.  But for Mr. Lahey, the specter of Halloween 1977 is too much for him to handle and the LIQUOR takes over.

This episode also features a fucking awesome boat trip to Peggy’s Cove, Nova Scotia!  Your best bet might be to watch that cocksucker — the video version can be found here on SwearNet.com!  

New on swearnet.com – After Heather’s One-Night Stand…

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Aint that the way it goes.  One minute you’re having a hot one-night stand, the next, you’re… visiting the doctor.  On the newest episode of Cheap Smokes, Heather the samsquamptch is nervous that she might have a wee samsquamptch growing inside her!

A few short weeks ago, Heather was hungry for love, got herself a Tinder account, and found herself a man!  But in the heat of passion, she might not have taken the safest route, and now she’s left wondering what to do next!

And to make matters worse, she’s found a very suspicious lump… “down there.”  No question, her sexy man-child of a fucking doctor has his work cut out for him!

Is Heather in mortal danger?  Is Heather Jr. on the way?  Will her doctor survive his encounter with the ravenous samsquamptch?  Tune in and find out!

The Greasiest Photo of Them All

The winner of the Greasy outdoors contest!

It’s been a greasy month but it’s over – after three weeks of photo submissions and one week of voting, The Greasy Outdoors contest has a winner!

The winning photo was sent by Tina T (pictured above, Dumpster Tanner) and her greasy “Usual Suspects“: John “Johnny Bags” (Dumpster Diver); Chase (Dumpster King); Wade (Dumpster Feaster), and photographer Jeff.

For Tina, using a dumpster wasn’t just a greasy idea for a photo contest, it was a throw back to a few fucked up memories from her childhood.

“My mom was the Dumpster Queen,” recalls Tina.  “She’s Mexican-Irish, so she thinks finding a good dumpster haul is thrifty and smart, not trash diving. If my mom gives you something and doesn’t tell you where she got it… it was from the dumpster. She’ll say that she ‘found it’, but we all know.”

Tina’s mom provided some fucking fantastic inspiration because the dumpster photo crushed the competition — nearly 400 other photos were vying to be the greasiest of them all.  But it didn’t come without challenges.

“I scouted all of Burbank, CA to find an open dumpster where no one would bug us,” says Tina.  “Did you know most people lock their fucking trash AND they have mall dicks guarding it?  Luckily, I found a sweet spot and the security guard came over just as we were cleaning up. We got the fuck out of there before he got to us!”

Tina is taking home a DECENT prize pack of SwearNet swag, and she already has plans to celebrate.

“You know I’m gonna have a SwearNet/TPB party for my Usual Suspects,” says Tina.  “I’ll cook for them in my Dirty Burger apron (and nothing else), change into my Green Bastard shirt for the party and wear the fuck out of the SwearNet hat–and I don’t usually wear hats over this big curly hair, but that fucker is awesome!”

She’ll also get a free one-year subscription to SwearNet, and she’s pretty fuckin’ excited about that, too.

“I love so many SwearNet shows! Not kissing ass here, how would that help me now? The Trailer Park Boys Podcast is the best around. Period. And I’m a podcast whore, so I know. Also, I’m cuckoo-bananas for The Jim Lahey Show with Randy, Gettin’ Learnt and Guitar Lessons with Bubbles. The OWC guys are a fucking delight, as well.”

Congrats to Tina, you fucking earned it!  And many thanks to the many fuckers who sent in their fucking photos.  Fuckin’ DECENT!

Liquormen’s Whisky launch: photos from the GREASY after-party!

The launch of the Trailer Park Boys’ new Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky was a huge success, thanks to everyone who came out to meet the boys and buy a bottle of that dirty, sassy liquor!

We’ll be uploading fan photos from the NSLC session next week; in the meantime, here’s what went on at the after-party at the Stubborn Goat gastropub in Halifax, NS…