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Tracy & Martina: Dirty Deeds – Cheryl Gets Poessed

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Tracy & Martina: Dirty Deeds Episode 3

On this week’s dirrrty Dirty Deeds: The girls dance with the devil over a lost lottery ticket!

Tracy here, so listen, our frienemy Cheryl is greedy as hell… Plus her heads fuckin shot. Her husband Snooker is right sweet too, like an awesome human. So, after Snooker’s mother Bunny croaked you know Cheryl had to go lookin for her piece of the pie, in the form of a winning lottery ticket. Oh, I think she got possessed by the Devil too… Ever freaky!

Watch now at SwearNet and the TPB/SwearNet app!

TPB Halloween Costume Contest 2021 – THE WINNERS!!

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Alright fuckers, here are the results of our BIGGEST EVER Trailer Park Boys Halloween dress-up contest! Thanks to over 500 of you glorious fuckers who entered on SwearBlog, Instagram, Twitter and TikTok. It’s been hard as fuck to pick the winners, but after weeks of wrangling, arguing, getting high and forgetting who we fucking voted for, here is the GRAND PRIZE MEGA PACK WINNER – and bless my fuck, there are TWO!

 

TA-DAAAAAA!

Trailer Park Boys Halloween contest 2021 - the winners

Congratulations to little mawfks Julian and Ricky, and a 131-proof, straight up fuckin’ wasted Jim Lahey and his shirtless circus sidekick. The Boys couldn’t agree on the best, so before a fuckin’ fight broke out at the SwearNet studio we decided you BOTH win a mega prize pack!

 

But wait, there’s more! There were also a bunch of runners-up, who all win one-year subscriptions to SwearNet.com, and the bragging rights for-fucking-EVER:

Trailer Park Boys Halloween contest 2021 - Runners-Up

Congratulations to Randy and his bluejay burger, the Shed ‘n’ Breakfast houseparty, Bubbles impersonator (our first ever video winner), Green Bastard, Medieval Trailer Park Boys, Bubbles, Mustard Tiger, Ricky, TPB three-fer (plus a cute Conky!) and Julian! We’ll be in touch soon, fuckers!

 

Check out the gallery below for the winning photo entries, and @buzzedandblazed on TikTok for the winning video!

 

20 Year of Trailer Park Boys – Sam Losco

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Sam Losco has run some greasy fuckin’ businesses over the years, from cut-price veterinarian (and bullet removal surgeon) to dentist and greasy porno star. He even set up as plastic surgeon, calling himself the ‘Botox King’. Fuck off Sam, all the botox in the world can’t disguise those fuckin’ cave lips!! #TPB20