The Boys – and fuckin’ Conky – are live and drunk as fuck in Dallas! Find out why Ricky’s wearing tight pants, meet Cory’s dumber-than-fuck Texan cousin, and singalong with Bubbles! Also: Which Irish jigger is gonna win a slow dance with Sexian?
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Mailbag – I Just Wanna Piece Of Fucking Chocolate
What’s in the Bag today? Dirty ol’ Newfie swish, a double whammy of Kiss kitty tees, Muscle Rocks and dope shirts…. but all Mike wants is some fucking chocolate!
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Park After Dark – Liquor, Dope, Popcorn, Fact
Get learnt with the Boys on today’s Park after Dark! Find out why everyone in the 19th century was drunk as fuck, the greasy underwater world of fish fetishes, and how to knock out an orangutan. Also: The Boys get down to Barry fuckin’ Manilow!
Mailbag – Gator Shit Jerky
This week on Mailbag: The three drunk-ass bitches get more wedding invites, Ricky gets a bookle, and a liquor bird swoops in with a diaper-licious alligator snack! Also: Don’t stop believin’ – good advice and inspiration from JP!
Park After Dark – Gee Whizz, Jeopardy!
Hands on your buzzers Boys, Bubbles Trebek is back with another fucked-up round of Jeopardy! Also: Ricky’s glowstick weiner, gettin’ learnt with breakfast cereal, and a plane crazy bang!
Mailbag – JP’s Muscular Party Popper Party
Alright fuckers, it’s time to party! JP’s got a borntday box full of party poppers and treats, but can he smash a piñata with his bare muscles? Also: the best fuckin’ chips in the world, and a plushy Spenny! Or is it Kenny?
Park After Dark – Ricky The Bonzai King
Poor Bubbles is feeling pretty fucked thanks to the ‘rona! Once he wakes up, the Boys discuss a green idea for a new business, how to arrest a killer sheep, and a totally fucked taste test. Also: Ricky reads his beautiful new poem, ‘The Wind Is A Cunt’!
Park After Dark – Live As Fuck In Orlando
Orlando, give it up for Ricky, Julian and Bubbles! The Boys go live for an epic one-hour podcast, with dancing, singing, liquor shots and sexual lumberjacks bearing Big Macs! There’s also an appearance from a special guest… FUCKFACE!
SwearNet Studios – Swearaoke
In the explosive final episode of SwearNet Studios Episode 1: After Mike takes some drastic action to save SwearNet, the crew celebrates with free drugs, booze and a singing Swearman. Nothing can go wrong now. Abso-fucking-lutely nothing…
Park After Dark – The Long High Weekend
The Boys are baked and ready for the long weekend! Before they get wasted, they have some fucking important facts for ya: A burger hack that will change your life, instructions on how to land an aircraft, and the shocking truth about whether Data the Star Trek robot was… shiny??!