In the Bag this week: The Lobster Mafia, a weed angel, a wedding invite, and chips, chips, fuckin’ chips! Also: Mike, you’re saying ‘dried plantain’ too many times. Once or twice is cool, but 80-90 times, man?
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Good times – the Boys are back in Ricky’s trailer and baked as fuck! They chat about chicken balls, the Tonga shitnami, and singles night at the grocery store. Also: Julian investigates the GREASY story of a man who fell in love with an… ashtray?!
It’s the first Mailbag of 2022, and the Boys are catching up on their Chrisxmas gifts! Fuck the new year’s diet – there are Newfie treats, pretzels and jerky! Plus: The Boys spill the beans on new TPB shit…
FUCKKK! Guess which drive-thru-hooking cheeseburger walrus has brought COVID into the park! The Boys try not to think about the bad shit and talk about Froot Loops, VR chicken theme parks, and drink a toast to Bob Saget.
Plus: The Boys’ thoughts on the Novak Djokovic tennis fuckaround!
The Trailer Park Cats are back at SwearNet – and they’ve brought a shitmobile full of feline fuckery! This week: According to Julian, life isn’t just about getting drunk and eating chicken fingers. Ah fuck it, get that toaster fired up!
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Welcome to the first Park After Dark of 2022, fuckers! 2021 was FUCKED so the Boys are determined to make 2022 a success – are you gonna jump on the Julian train and join ’em? They also discuss muscle piss, new year’s resolutions, and how to make money from farts in a jar!
Don’t fuck with us, 2022… Wishing you all a good one!! 🥃🥃🥃
On the last Park After Dark of the year: Tell 2021 to FUCK OFF with the Boys! Ricky creates a cocktail to celebrate – is it a new taste sensation, or will it make ya pook?
Also: Discover new year’s traditions around the world, and why Bubbles has 160 pairs of underpants!
PRAISE BE!! Ricky Brown’s here to spread festive cheer and bring the Greatest Muthafucking Story Ever Told to nukkas everywhere! Watch now at SwearNet and the TPB/SwearNet app 🙏
Happy fackin’ Holidays from Sunnyvale Trailer Park!
